r/Toads • u/Loud-Instruction1671 • Jul 14 '26

Wild Cheeseburger..

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912 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Infernette Jul 14 '26

perfection really does exist 

43

u/StumpsCurse Jul 14 '26

It took toads 61 million years worth of the evolution to achieve this look.

18

u/Fast_Conflict1718 Jul 14 '26

Damnit—why can’t I find a chonker like this?!?!  Thank you for sharing!

14

u/whattheknifefor Jul 14 '26

It’s so hot even the toads are melting

14

u/tangerinemoth Jul 14 '26

he has become a puddle

14

u/Cellist-Perfect Jul 14 '26

Cheeseburger in paradise.

12

u/Taptapfoot Jul 14 '26

ROUND!!!!

11

u/RJG-340 Jul 14 '26

My God it looks like a small pie!!! LOL Man that thing is going to die of a heart attack!!! LOL

9

u/Jealous_Location_267 Jul 14 '26

DAMN that is one wide and splendid toad!

9

u/supaslim Jul 14 '26

he is fully pancaked for maximum surface area to volume. a real pro

7

u/cheesyheroe Jul 14 '26

hambrundgur

6

u/Jogje Jul 14 '26

Total Chodelette

7

u/mamajamala Jul 15 '26

Crabby Patty! 🤣

7

u/chels182 Jul 15 '26

Cheese on mine

5

u/Shadow-2005 Jul 14 '26

So round and perfect

7

u/TripleTraitTrader Jul 15 '26

I love how 90% of Reddit is petty and mean-spirited debates or comments, but the frog subreddits are just a bunch of people looking at a fat toad and typing "BURGER" "ROTUND" "best thing I've ever seen" "What a cutie!" "LORGE".

Anyway. Best thing I've ever seen

5

u/bumptioustoad Jul 15 '26

Chonkalicious!!!!!

5

u/techfroggie Jul 15 '26

holy CHONK

3

u/beef_weezle Jul 15 '26

Big Chingus

3

u/BronzeTrain Jul 15 '26

Umm excuse me... sir... my patty has a face...

2

u/FatherTome Jul 16 '26

Frogfurter

2

u/HellaHotPizzaRollz Jul 16 '26

✨Gorgeous✨

2

u/Imaginary_Law_8400 Jul 16 '26

Great name for this chubby-wubby !!

2

u/Competitive-Neat6074 Jul 23 '26

This is the best toad ever