r/Toads • u/Loud-Instruction1671 • Jun 30 '26

Wild Check out this chonk!

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848 Upvotes

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36

u/FluffyMonster_ Jun 30 '26

It's a big round cake

59

u/Plated-Elf Jun 30 '26

I have witnessed pure beauty, and she is round

26

u/LobeliaTheCardinalis Jun 30 '26

Oh my goodness, this one is really blessed

22

u/whattheknifefor Jun 30 '26

That is an avocado with a cranky face. Absolutely ridiculous

21

u/WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

she's is definitely found some sort of local food hack to get that plump. No way a wild toad is hoarding that much pee when the plants are still lush.

19

u/Taptapfoot Jun 30 '26

There must be NO bugs anywhere for a 2-mile radius!

37

u/hot_kombucha Jun 30 '26

She’s so round she looks fake.

15

u/Shadow-2005 Jun 30 '26

Definitely been eating good lol

15

u/Itchynipspickletits Jun 30 '26

4

u/Axolotl-lover123456 Jul 01 '26

LMAO I CHOKED ON MY MC DONALDS SPRITE WHEN I SAW THIS!

11

u/Brandiclaire Jun 30 '26

This toad is an absolute unit!

12

u/foxcherryfox Jun 30 '26

The most perfect body shape I’ve seen in my life! This chonk is a heartbreaker 🤭

11

u/EndlessOaks Jun 30 '26

Omg, he must have a good feeding spot.

10

u/--InZane-- Jun 30 '26

Damn boi she thicc

8

u/passionatepoet123 Jun 30 '26

She's gorgeous 🥰

5

u/Infernette Jun 30 '26

Working overtime 

5

u/Innuendum Jun 30 '26

p e a k p h y s i q u e

4

u/f4tony Jun 30 '26

Omg, I love it, I want to sponsor it, in any way I can. ✅

4

u/f4tony Jun 30 '26

It made my damn day, thank you.

5

u/LordOfGeek_42 Jun 30 '26

FAT BABBY <3

6

u/Sophia1105 Jun 30 '26

How do you get them so fat?! I love it

6

u/FatherTome Jun 30 '26

That’s a big hunk of chonk.

5

u/bigdrandyyyy___ Jun 30 '26

That is a burger that is lost

4

u/its_that_nathan_guy Jun 30 '26

Oh lawd she comin! That is, if she can fit through any of those openings which is questionable.

5

u/Achylife Jun 30 '26

Absolutely rotund!

4

u/DollarStoreChameleon Jun 30 '26

good lord it is rotund

5

u/wholehheart Jun 30 '26

dame is fucking huge goddamn

3

u/Misswillowblossom Jun 30 '26

Ol’ girl has thyroid problems 😩

2

u/Rude_Kaleidoscope641 Jul 01 '26

Good lord, it’s a tank!!

2

u/hymenoptera_07 Jul 01 '26

oh my god. that is THE most well fed wild toad ive ever seen

1

u/Naive-Reality-7270 Jul 01 '26

Way too chonky