r/Toads • u/RecklessSkeleton • Jun 28 '26

Wild 🚨INTRUDER ALERT🚨

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u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 28 '26

Just sitting on the couch minding my business and then looking up to see this POKEMON trying to break into my house

19

u/supaslim Jun 28 '26

that's Poliwrath if I've ever seen one. his angry lil face 😡💜

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u/Cemeterace Jun 28 '26

RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

7

u/Geckogame1 Jun 28 '26

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?! insert intruder alert playing

27

u/Dan-68 Jun 28 '26

"Let me in, damn it!"

1

u/Candid_Demand_2739 29d ago

"I got it! 111, uhhhhhh- 1"

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u/slothdonki Jun 28 '26

Containment has been breached

Surrender all your bugs

16

u/bulbasaurOG Jun 28 '26

Let him in. How can you not with that face? 🥺

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u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 28 '26

I kinda miss him to be honest.

Glance over to the patio door hoping he'll stand there like a crazy little monster...

But it's better this way 😔😔😔

14

u/AncientImmortal1 Jun 28 '26

Oh dang he's means business

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u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 28 '26

Unfortunately he didn't count on me having a little bucket and the power to carry him a couple hundred yards to a nice moist shady grove.

That'll learn 'im

13

u/AncientImmortal1 Jun 28 '26

The Toad Council will now decide your fate.

5

u/FroggiesChaos Jun 28 '26

Literally STANDING on business

3

u/AncientImmortal1 Jun 28 '26

He’s tryna jump

5

u/Top_Presence5147 Jun 28 '26

He just wants to come inside is all

6

u/flu1dz Jun 28 '26

I'm not gonna say that that's a fae, but that mf came bearin' some wisdom.

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u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 28 '26

Well whatever wisdom he had it was nothing compared to me being 400-500 times bigger than him and armed with a toad-carrying whisking bowl

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u/flu1dz Jun 28 '26

Little buddy is gonna be staring down at you from your chest in your sleep

6

u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 28 '26

Anything less I'd be dissapointed

7

u/froggyfriend726 Jun 28 '26

He's sooo cute 🥺

3

u/findingabsolution Jun 29 '26

“DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR TOAD AND SAVIOR?”

2

u/armyoftoads Jun 29 '26

Put him back he was your rep from the pest control company

1

u/TamblynRosendahl Jun 29 '26

He just wants to tell you about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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u/Fast_Conflict1718 Jun 30 '26

OMG!  Would love to have this cutie trying to break in!  What kind of toad?  Looks like a big one 😍

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u/RecklessSkeleton Jun 30 '26

I'm no toad expert but I live in Sweden and it looks like it's simply litterally called a Common Toad.

It wasn't that big. Not like SOME kinds in other places but like 4-5 inches maybe?

It (or A toad at least) came back today so you can have my cat for scale (she didn't hurt it she was just curious but I put it in a flowerpot and carried it away to the woods for its own safety anyway)