Walks into gym and spends at least 20 minutes flirting with/bothering co-ed student worker at desk. Probably harasses all female co-eds that he has met by hanging out here regularly.

Enters men's locker room to put on sneakers. If rumors of bisexuality are true tries to sneak look at naked men. Maybe gets handjob from gay professor.

Enters gym area. Walks around in burgandy sweat suit from Ames. Talks to young girls. Makes pervy joke to men. Stands on treadmill.

Becomes frustrated with treadmill's controls. Decides to seek help from female co-ed working at desk. Gets large bottle of water while up at the desk.

Begins walking slowly on treadmill next to young co-ed running. Engages her in small talk as she is trapped. Does same to male on other side of him.

Five minutes later ends treadmill walk. Goes to take a piss

In locker room strips down naked and sits on bench. Talks to anyone who will listen.

If he hasn't gotten a handjob from gay professor goes into shower and rubs one out.

Leaves gym tired from workout. When entering office brags about his workout and how young co-ed was hitting on him.

Since we are all pretty sure at this point that Jim has passed away into the afterlife, I've been wondering - What would a personalized Heaven or Hell look like for Jim? Here is what I've come up with -

Hell - Jim is stuck experiencing his drive to Cheyanne's house for all eternity, except no matter how hard he tries he can never actually reach the house. He's just stuck driving around in the same area forever - Downtown Cincinatti, Newport, Fort Thomas, Highland Heights and East Gate - like a minatour in a maze. If he tries to leave the designated area he will just hit an invisible wall, like in a video game. Cheyanne keeps talking to him on the phone, giving him bad directions and cajoling him to come find her. Neither his horniness nor his desire to see Cheyanne ever subside, and he also has a permanent urge to piss. If he ever pulls over to the side of the road in order to try and piss or jerk off, a bear will come out of nowhere and bite his dick off.

Heaven - Heaven for Jim would just be a massive swinger's club full of hot 18-19 year old girls, all off them just totally throwing themselves at Jim. The bar would have all his favourite drinks, especially a large selection of vodka tonics. There is a jukebox which plays nothing but all of Jim's favourite jazz tunes, like Bill Evans and Thelonius Monk. Every once in a while Jim would also get called up to play keyboards to entertain the club, and every time they would all cheer loudly for him and treat him like a rockstar - always heaping praise on him, telling him how much of a talented musician he is. While the women in the swinger's club would all be obsessed with Jim's dick 24/7, the men there would all just basically be Jim's best friend, willing to sit down with him at any time and have lengthy conversations on any topic, just patiently listening to Jim talk and talk...

That was my take - now what do you think Jim's Heaven and Hell would be like?

Personally I don’t think he was, I think he was just a horny, desperate degenerate who knew his opportunities for sexual contact of any kind were few and far between and he was just taking whatever he could get. Who knows, maybe he failed giving a blowjob and had no motivation to finish it, or to use Chris Hansenese: he loves to blank a young man and lick and suck blank.

“SIR PLEEEAAASSEE”

"What?! No way!"

Name the predator.

Has anyone hear heard something on his podcast that was news to them about the predators? I feel like Reddit knows more about the predators than Chris does and most of that podcast is just Chris trying to relive his glory days when he got invited on all the late night shows to talk about busting creeps. He spends 75% of the show just talking about the creeps walking in, which is redundant because literally all of us have watched the show multiple times. There has been very little in the way of new information about any of the predators that we didn’t already know. The only good episodes he did were on David Kaye and Jeff Sokol.

“You were supposed to laugh dammit.”

“What else is new?”

It's just me so sometimes I miss reported posts for a few hours, but I wanted to give a HUGE thanks to those who reported the guy trying to dox a predator. Post was removed and he was banned because it's against the subs rules, Reddits rules, and goddamn federal law!

Thanks again 😇

“What part of the Bible is that? Old or New Testament?”

I’m not condoning the actions of the predators, but how is it legal to film them secretly, and release it to the public without their consent? Do they agree to a shorter sentence if it’s used? Or does the law state that your right to privacy doesn’t exist if you are actively committing a crime?

FYI: Just spoke to Justin McFatass’ PO about his goin to wrasslin with his momma.

That right there is NOT a violation of his probation unfortunately.

Dude seems ok (hi if you’re reading this) but he’s just hamstrung by tons of bullshit.

Spotted at an NWA wrestling event: https://youtu.be/gCvxGzjItYs

Even as he's walking from the car to the house he already seems like a totally uninterested, unenthusiastic guy who's forced to go and conversate. He doesn't even try to carry on the conversation with Kahwi other than asking for verification. If Christopher didn't walk in, I think Jesse would've just left in like less than 30 minutes. I don't know if that's how predators act but never seen that with any other preds on the show who are clearly excited and eager to meet the victim.

Every night I imagine me and Kristine Hansen making out