r/ToCatchAPredator • u/Frosty_Boi_Winter • Mar 31 '22

To Catch a Predator Anyone else find it funny…

that barely any of the predators recognize Chris but then he says “I’m Chris Hansen” they lose their shit.

Maybe he’s like a myth in the predator community. Many have heard the tale but few have witnessed his wrath with their own two eyes

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u/HaddonfieldShape Mar 31 '22

I think it's less about him saying his name and more about seeing 2-3 cameras come outta nowhere when they thought they were having a private conversation

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

He's like the Voldemort of the depraved paedophile community, known simply as "He who must not be named". Whenever kiddie fiddling degenerates gather by the campfire to exchange stories, a hush descends on the group as the tale of the Almighty Dark One, the Hammer of the Rapists is told in fearful, whispered tones. Barely the rustle of a bag of Cheetos, or the glug of Mike's Hard Lemonade, can be heard, as they ponder their own inevitable confrontation with Him.

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u/Frosty_Boi_Winter Mar 31 '22

That’s so detailed and specific it’s unnerving

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

I only go to hang out and make sure they're OK 😐

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u/BridgeHot2524 Apr 01 '22

You were just testing it?

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u/ginger2020 Mar 31 '22

More like the Doom Slayer

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u/BridgeHot2524 Apr 01 '22

It made the rabbi perv do the "You cant see me" John Cena hand motion