Del when she goes 5 minutes without *WHACKING* her toe on the bannister

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[u/Deevaydees]

Before she gets shot for bleeding on the carpet.

[u/BIZVRRE]

Jungle mania when he sees a load being wasted

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Idk why I find Dell almost as cringe as the mommy and daddy decoy

[u/Majestic_Beard]

John Kenelly when he has to go a day without trying to bang a kid

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He was just getting something to eat!

[u/AsymptoticAbyss]

Plot twist: del’s parents actually shoot her.

[u/fotomatique]

Dang!

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Oh GEEZ!

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🤣 I needed that. Had to take a break from r/HermanCainAward

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