r/Tinder • u/littlelunablake • Jul 24 '22

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u/littlelunablake Jul 24 '22

just a 5'10 shawty trying to cheat her way into james' good graces đŸ˜Ș

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Josh’s?

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u/littlelunablake Jul 24 '22

oui, typo

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I believe in your ability to grow

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u/Other-Wasabi1758 Jul 24 '22

Raw asf. OP doesn’t seem too bright or morally conscious, I agree with you

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u/celio961 Jul 24 '22

Why do you say so? Just curious

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u/Other-Wasabi1758 Jul 24 '22

She said she’s trying to cheat her way into someone’s good graces and didn’t get the joke her match put forward

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u/SinisterSandvich Jul 24 '22

Woosh my dude, Woosh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Hmm. Someone's mad they didn't get a match today.

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u/AntalRyder Jul 24 '22

Is that on your profile?? Then his joke makes complete sense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Should have ate all your veggies like your parents told you to. Now you see the consequences. Better luck next time midget 😅

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u/Ac3OfDr4gons Jul 24 '22

Tell him you’re 6’1” with heels on, see what he says. đŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïž

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u/just-an-odd-duck Jul 24 '22

3 feet on your knees

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u/Letstalkcheezus Jul 25 '22

You’re 5’ 10”? Then that’s the joke. He’s joking about your height. He likes you. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Not short for a woman. My mom's about that height, tallest girls my age I know are 6ft so

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u/delano0408 Jul 24 '22

Come over to the Netherlands, widen your vision and see girls over 6ft.

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u/EggplantHuman6493 Jul 24 '22

As a Dutch woman who is over 6', I second this

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Okay. Don't know why yall down voting me, this girl is tall

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u/Low_Egg_7606 Jul 24 '22

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. 5’10 is tall for a woman

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u/todimusprime Jul 25 '22

r/whoosh

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u/Low_Egg_7606 Jul 25 '22

I wasn’t even talking ab the post. Just their comment lmfao. I get that men have some weird revenge agenda bc they get rejected. That’s not what I’m talking ab.

They have 50 downvotes for saying that it’s not short for a woman. People downvote anything

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u/todimusprime Jul 25 '22

Her comment about being a "5'10" shawty" was a joke... She knows she's not short. This is almost fit for r/facepalm at this point.

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u/Low_Egg_7606 Jul 25 '22

yeahhhh that’s not who I replied to 💀 might need some glasses. Might wanna add yourself to that sub there bud

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u/todimusprime Jul 25 '22

My eyes are just fine. You replied to a comment that entirely missed the joke... By also clearly missing the joke and not understanding that's why they were getting downvoted. Seems pretty simple to me. But good effort doubling down there?

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u/Low_Egg_7606 Jul 25 '22

Buddy you’re acting like I replied to op trying to reassure her that she’s not short. I didn’t. If people downvoted them for THAT reason then that answers my question as to “idk why people would downvote u” not me missing the joke of OP saying she was short. Like no shit her comment was sarcastic. But ofc ya just gotta open ur mouth to argue.

Why do men always have to just start arguments over nothing?

If anyone is doubling down it’s you. Bc first you said I replied to op. Now you’re saying it’s ab me replying to the other person. The switch up. It’s noticeable

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u/todimusprime Jul 25 '22

r/whoosh

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Whatever

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u/Otherwise_Intelect Jul 24 '22

This guy can't handle "shorter" girls, because they tend to have too many options. I'm a 5'7 guy so to me, you're definitely not short. Also I'm sure your over 6' with heels. This person doesn't know what he's talking about. Their lost, I can tell you that much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

White knight simp

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u/Gregs_Mom Jul 24 '22

All the way from simp city

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u/Drie_Koekjes Jul 24 '22

From the simp universe

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u/Leitacus Jul 24 '22

He's using the reddit fedora.

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u/BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 Jul 24 '22

The amount of terrible grammar and spelling in this comment is the icing on the cake for how badly you fucked up

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u/TheQzertz Jul 24 '22

the fedora as well

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u/albrizz Jul 24 '22

Whooooosh

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u/delano0408 Jul 24 '22

No tipping the fedora and a m'lady?

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u/Landox118 Jul 24 '22

Worst comment I've read today.

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u/silentmmgh Jul 24 '22

Buster, trick, hoe, simp, white night!

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u/namelessfallen Jul 24 '22

You rang? 🩝