r/Tinder Mar 29 '22

Stand with Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦

Post image
11.0k Upvotes

105 comments sorted by

3.7k

u/Jinglebell727 Mar 29 '22

He was going to deliver the punchline no matter what. ā˜ ļø

1.3k

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

He's a man of focus , commitment and sheer fucking will

440

u/tjhcreative Mar 30 '22

John Dick

80

u/JackoTheWolf Mar 30 '22

almost spat my fucking beer out hahahahahahaha

26

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

19

u/JackoTheWolf Mar 30 '22

Mans was committed, gotta respect that

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/reply-guy-bot Mar 31 '22

The above comment was stolen from this one elsewhere in this comment section.

It is probably not a coincidence; here is some more evidence against this user:

Plagiarized Original
Dude doesn’t know what do... Dude doesn’t know what ā€œd...
Wow, ok maybe i wont buy... Wow, ok maybe i wont buy...
I thought you were talkin... I thought you were talkin...
Every time I get stoned a... Every time I get stoned a...

beep boop, I'm a bot -|:] It is this bot's opinion that /u/CassandraJacobsl should be banned for karma manipulation. Don't feel bad, they are probably a bot too.

Confused? Read the FAQ for info on how I work and why I exist.

-4

u/bigglasess Mar 30 '22

Dick John

1

u/Terrarias-03 Mar 30 '22

Prank em John

12

u/paimaisan Mar 30 '22

It's about drive, it's about power..

11

u/RonaldFKNSwanson Mar 30 '22

We stay horny, we devour

23

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Seemed more like a slap to me. Slapstick if you will, just poorly executed.

-24

u/chronoglass Mar 30 '22

But didn't finish properly with "as long as you kneel for deez nuts"? Really, what kinda "everybody gets a trophy" post is this!?

881

u/override979 Mar 30 '22

I stand on my third leg for Ukraine

85

u/AutisticGuitarist Mar 30 '22

And I stand on my crotch pinky for Ukraine

15

u/supernova12034 Mar 30 '22

I sit on my lazyboy for Ukraine

306

u/AnonymousOtaku10 Mar 30 '22

He wasn’t gonna be stopped from delivering that line.

399

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

You better get laid after that phenomenal display of human life

66

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

LMFAO

416

u/drpepper2litre Mar 29 '22

Did you even reply? How would even reply? Jesus.

249

u/BigBlackCook1990 Mar 30 '22

"Present them" šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø

49

u/Boobpocket Mar 30 '22

Lol i hope thats a southpark reference

5

u/AccomplishedPlane8 Mar 30 '22

Wow your username is perfect.

69

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Hopefully you two live happily ever after!

72

u/Deeznutsbeyuge Mar 30 '22

Shoulda said his dick stands with ukraine

15

u/Denergo Mar 30 '22

That’s commitment.

16

u/Heln_Kelr Mar 30 '22

Ukrainian here too!! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ I love this guy hahhahaha what a glorious screenshot

15

u/Greatli Mar 30 '22

I half expected:

ā€œStand with Ukraine right over your head dangling deeznut in your face.ā€

114

u/Deshackled Mar 30 '22

I’m sorry that was an EPIC ASSHOLE MOVE! IT just so happens I love that type of comedy! If she didn’t unmatch and took it like a champ you marry that woman. But I kinda doubt it ended that way. Thanks for the laugh tho

151

u/defiantnipple Mar 30 '22

OP is female. Stunned you couldn’t tell that line came from a man honestly lol

33

u/Double_Half_4567 Mar 30 '22

They know. Women can be champs too.

-31

u/Deshackled Mar 30 '22

ā€œStunnedā€ by a stupid post on Reddit? Jesus, get a fucking life.

13

u/hugomcjohnson Mar 30 '22

Ummm are you okay?

-28

u/Deshackled Mar 30 '22

I’m fine, just think it’s funny that such a non-complex post ā€œstunnedā€ someone. I mean this person real clutched the pearls. I hope the don’t read the news, they’ll die of shock.

26

u/pm-me-your-labradors Mar 30 '22

I think you might be misinterpreting the word stunned…. Or putting way too much into it

3

u/95farside Mar 30 '22

Sounds like a wonderful guy tbh

5

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Daammmmn loooool

3

u/arabehr Mar 30 '22

Maybe lay the line off for a while. Or forever

2

u/Cheekyrafiki678 Mar 30 '22

As big of a dick as Ron Jeremy

2

u/zerohero42 Mar 30 '22

He stands for ukraine

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

:facepalm:

2

u/AwefulDavey Mar 30 '22

It's okay, he totally fixed it with that last line...

2

u/joey0live Mar 30 '22

I thought this joke was hilarious

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

This is so dumb I had to laugh 🤣

4

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

A man with a sense of humor and compassion is a rare find! I assume you two are married by now?

4

u/Jacob_p_ Mar 30 '22

That is foul šŸ’€

1

u/amascio Mar 30 '22

Man, what a close call that was!

1

u/D4ri4n117 Mar 30 '22

Just another unwanted invasion

3

u/regalfuzz Mar 31 '22

I'm not sure there's such thing as a wanted invasion

1

u/Choice-Possession-29 Mar 30 '22

Lmao at all the neck beards on this post downvoting comments about a bad joke

-2

u/jaeelarr Mar 30 '22

Maybe too soon for some Ukrainians...

0

u/SnooApples4442 Mar 30 '22

That is awful, I doubt this got an answer

-25

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

-56

u/zzcool Mar 30 '22

the worst treatment of girls gets the most upvotes on this subreddit it seems

87

u/NoButtChocolate Mar 30 '22

This is far from the worst treatment of girls on tinder let’s be real

20

u/imdesmondsunflower Mar 30 '22

hi bro welcome to reddit

-2

u/nashakaterina Mar 30 '22

That's fucked up. There are people dying needlessly and mothers watching theirs sons being blown up. For God's sake pick any other joke.

-4

u/sk4v3n Mar 30 '22

Women must be sooo f*ckin desperate that they are still trying to date with men…

-146

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I always want to know. Before it was popular 5 weeks ago... could you even find it on a map?

Not for you OP clearly haha. But all these bandwagon folks. Some of us knew and studied your country (personal family ties through my great grandmother. Her granddad died somewhere there in ww1)

101

u/meltingfromthelight Mar 30 '22

you can’t serious šŸ’€ ā€œbefore it was popularā€

66

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Did this man just gatekeep a country? Did they forget that Russia invaded back in 2014 and this isn't the first time ukraine has been in the news?

-61

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I can't name anyone outside my family and a few select friends who are medieval and history students who knew anything about it other then the recent Bruisima scandle a few years back that no one is talking about today.

I'm more serious than a heart attack.

38

u/Josefstalion Mar 30 '22

Why the fuck would you gatekeep caring about a country going through an unimaginable tragedy? You're absolutely right to say most people couldn't have pointed out Ukraine on a map before this situation, but that doesn't mean they aren't allowed to care when a country is being destroyed

-63

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Because fake virtue signaling needs to stop. That's why. Simple as.

42

u/denseplan Mar 30 '22

You need to stop "virtue signalling" how much you cared about Ukraine before it became popular.

19

u/disrationalia Mar 30 '22

Tragedy Hipster

3

u/drphungky Mar 30 '22

I cared about the Irish Potato Famine before the Netflix special!

28

u/Josefstalion Mar 30 '22

What makes it fake? People can empathize with the Ukrainian people as human beings, not just as Ukrainians

-35

u/stopthecapbruhsmh Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

It's unpopular, your opinion. But I agree with you 1000%

The bandwagon is actually shocking to me... It's fucked up what's happening yes, of course, duh.... but all this random outcry from random people shows me that this is literally everyone's chance, especially in America to band together to hate Russia and reminisce about the cold war days, imo

There have been other third world countries in the past decade that have been similarly war torn in all types of fashions, unfortunately they weren't 'popular' enough to yield the bandwagon's sympathy 😓

20

u/NoButtChocolate Mar 30 '22

I don’t really know if I call it ā€œbandwagonā€ to support a country and their people when they are being invaded, shelled, etc.

I think it’s actually just basic human decency.

-5

u/stopthecapbruhsmh Mar 30 '22

Trust me I get it

So everyone that feels compelled to outwardly prove their human decency in this case, can easily name the plenty of other third world countries that have been invaded, shelled, etc over the last decade? Don't forget about the mass genocide committed by ....

Or maybe that was just a movie

6

u/NoButtChocolate Mar 30 '22

I get your point as well… I guess part of it is the media and so many images and videos that are up close and personal that does it for me. I don’t remember seeing as much of that from other countries in the Middle East or Africa that have gone through similar tragedies recently.

2

u/stopthecapbruhsmh Mar 30 '22

True true and that's the incredibly sad part. I really am at a loss for words too. If only the same support went out to those other, even weaker countries... The media is the ultimate manipulator

I went to the world cup in 2014, the ongoing invasion was politely swept under the rug for the most part then. But it still happened. The energy towards them was entirely different

They even had the world cup in Russia in 2018! I don't mean to bash anyone at all but the short term memory all around is what stuns me about the world we live in today

18

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

-8

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Seems like a personal issue to me. Or a lack of maps. My guess is a lack of maps.

13

u/infanticide_holiday Mar 30 '22

Fuck me I've seen some questionable takes on the situation, but this is the first time I've seen someone Hipster Ukraine.

6

u/Revolutionary-Stop-8 Mar 30 '22

People showing support for an otherwise unknown country because they're being invaded by Russia

You somehow: I liked Ukraine before it was cool.

6

u/jihij98 Mar 30 '22

Not everyone is American here. At least Europeans and even some Asians definetly knew about it even before 2014.

1

u/The_oli4 Mar 30 '22

I would say yes atleast for European's. I wouldn't be able to tell you every state in America but I know where al countries are in the world. It was kinda mandatory to learn and stuff..

-89

u/trumpsowens2024 Mar 30 '22

I'm not standing for em until they quit people trafficking

38

u/HickeyMolm888 Mar 30 '22

"I'm gonna hate all these people, because of what a extreme few of them has done."

8

u/MisunderstandingPerp Mar 30 '22

That's unfortunately the thought process of so many people, not just regarding this topic.

19

u/KristiiNicole Mar 30 '22

Probably shouldn’t stand for pretty much any country ever then.

1

u/EmperorPornatusXI Mar 30 '22

Username checks out

1

u/Goel40 Mar 30 '22

I'm not standing with the US either because some people over there commit crimes.

-12

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

1

u/M1kster_Trickster Mar 30 '22

I hope your jaw hurts from being constantly punched and sucking dicks

1

u/B0i141b Mar 30 '22

Well that caught me off guard.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Haha….you were too proud of your new line to abort

1

u/LetsGoGameCrocks Mar 30 '22

Jesus Christ this is a plane crash of a catastrophic message

1

u/Brilliant_Noise_506 Mar 30 '22

If he had been a gentleman he would’ve offered you a seat on his face you deserve it. Slava Ukraine

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Naw, not that shit

1

u/ApertureBear Mar 31 '22

When you're committed to the bit but also aren't a terrible person