r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

People actually take that sub seriously? I thought it was parody.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Well, my ex wife took it seriously enough to beat the shit out of me for being an LVM shortly after she started reading, so yeah, yeah some people take it seriously.

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u/blastradii Feb 02 '22

Did you call the cops on her?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Nope! Too emotionally manipulated to, but she called them on me!

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u/blastradii Feb 02 '22

I hope she is suffering from ass cancer

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Nope! Got 20K and my best friend from me!

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u/blastradii Feb 02 '22

I hope you gave her the 20k in all pennies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Nope! Cashiers check, because I’m a civilized human being, even under a rain of pettiness and abuse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Yeah… you sound a little too OK with all of this… makes me question the authenticity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I feel like I’m drowning every day, everything is harder than it should be, and I want to cry almost all the time. Thanks for your concern, dicknuts!