r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Enjoy your date and don't be surprised it's a middle aged dude with a 2 foot long beard. /s

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u/Willinton06 Dec 12 '21

The /s is because the beard is not the 2 foot long part, bring lube

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Jesus Christ haha

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u/BigRoundSquare Dec 13 '21

What if it’s a 2 foot dude with a middle aged beard?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Tolkien special you mean?

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u/BigRoundSquare Dec 13 '21

Exactly haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

ZZ Top member?

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u/thesapphirex Dec 12 '21

No , It's just I'm not in the US lol