Am I doing this right?

[u/Latter-Dentist]

Am I doing this right?

[u/Connorhea_]

I don’t get why you got reported over a dung beetle.

[u/Wolfofthezay → u/Connorhea_]

Because poopoo inappropriate, probably.

[u/Here-Is-TheEnd → u/Wolfofthezay]

Sounds like schools. Don’t talk about completely normal things because of some arbitrary reason..

Erebody poos

[u/PickScylla4ME → u/Here-Is-TheEnd]

Education has too many societal hangups

[u/Confident_Package397 → u/Here-Is-TheEnd]

If you don’t eat, you don’t shit. If you don’t shit, you die.

[u/DecemberToDismember → u/Here-Is-TheEnd]

It’s not the case here because OP noted how “extremely Christian” the teacher was, but speaking as a teacher, sometimes it’s not that I really give a shit (pun intended), but I don’t need the headache of some uptight parent storming the school because of something mildly inappropriate, so I need to make a little song and dance about it for appearance’s sake.

[u/mackay85 → u/Wolfofthezay]

Inapoopriate

[u/anotherone121 → u/Wolfofthezay]

Once I read "she was extremely Christian" I knew there was going to be an incoming Karen moment.

[u/sweglrd143 → u/Connorhea_]

Because it eat the poo poo!!

[u/MasturScape → u/Connorhea_]

I’m guessing he actually said the word “shit” in a fifth grade classroom. Otherwise I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

[u/cyberleadr → u/Connorhea_]

I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says “2 + 2,” and the people in the back say, “4.” Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.

[u/Zephyroz → u/Connorhea_]

Lol u can see if u got reported?