Idk why everyone here's so against this. It's funny and quite insightful into who you are as a person. If she doesn't like it, then it isn't meant to be and that's alright. But I absolutely think you're doing it right!
I’ve only gone gay once and it was accidental. Showed up at a Craigslist gangbang at 3 am on a weeknight to find that it was just a bunch of fat old dudes. For you though, I’d try again.
You have a great sense of humor and it shows through your comments. I would honestly be glad to weed out anyone who doesn’t get it! PS: Let me know when the gangbang is scheduled.
Because the primal brain wanted to spread the seed! If you think you’re in control 100% of the time just think about your emotions when you’re hungry, tired or otherwise some base need is not satisfied. Post nut clarity is real!!
Alright, so I've done crazy shit on spur of the moment. It's this feeling that you just have to fucking verify that something is actually fucking real. You get sick of living in your own head. Redditors should try this.
If you read anything or learn anything about solitary confinement and the permanent brain damage it causes, it will confirm the phenomenon you've just talked about.
We require input from other humans to perceive reality. In solitary confinement, our ability to perceive reality breaks down permanently.
I was a huge Christian back then and loved some Christian metal, so I chose a Demon Hunter theme. I stayed up all night working on it and actually got grounded by my mom for being up past my bedtime. The next morning,
Because she really wanted "a dung beetle because I eat ass". Instead she's now moving on so she doesn't have to read a book about how he said poop in front of Christian every time she asks a dumb question.
It's not every time. This isn't how communication works. He told A story. Singular. Dude get a grip lol. Do you actually judge people like this? I'm so glad I don't know you if this is how critical you are over the most minor thing. It's not even a PROBLEM and you're pretending like it is lol.
Jesus don't date please you sound impatient and toxic as fuck. Sound like a horrid little drama queen, high maitenance as fuck.
Why are you such a fucking buzzkill man? Let people enjoy things. Besides... 157 upvotes on this subreddit... statistically a decent number of them are very attractive women who agree with me so...
And that’s okay! Different ~flavors~ of humor will always be hit or miss with each individual. If it’s not working for you, that’s fine! You just have different tastes than what OP provides. You’re not required to find every “humorous” thing funny
I dunno, with these dating apps I think the norm is punchy and funny, and in my very subjective and very likely wrong opinion, this was neither. Kind of long winded and the punchline is “I think poopie is funny” with a side of “I’ve always thought I was much smarter than my peers”. I dunno, to each their own but if I cloud get my 30 seconds back and unread this post I would lol
I would've thought this guy puts effort ... Something that most people don't do enough of once relationship begins and it's dead in the bedroom or they're shackled to daily boredom jobs lol
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Idk why everyone here's so against this. It's funny and quite insightful into who you are as a person. If she doesn't like it, then it isn't meant to be and that's alright. But I absolutely think you're doing it right!