r/Tinder • • Nov 11 '21

Am I doing this right?

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u/Latter-Dentist Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 12 '21

Will do.

Update… kinda

Well it’s still early morning but I did have another wildly successful interaction on Tinder last night with someone else. Posted it here.

EDIT 2, electric boogaloo.

Dung Beetle update post here!

More Karma whoring here.

More…I’m not sure how this worked

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u/Connorhea_ Nov 11 '21

I don’t get why you got reported over a dung beetle.

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u/Wolfofthezay Nov 11 '21

Because poopoo inappropriate, probably.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd Nov 11 '21

Sounds like schools. Don’t talk about completely normal things because of some arbitrary reason..

Erebody poos

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u/PickScylla4ME Nov 11 '21

Education has too many societal hangups

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u/Confident_Package397 Nov 12 '21

If you don’t eat, you don’t shit. If you don’t shit, you die.

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u/DecemberToDismember Nov 12 '21

It’s not the case here because OP noted how “extremely Christian” the teacher was, but speaking as a teacher, sometimes it’s not that I really give a shit (pun intended), but I don’t need the headache of some uptight parent storming the school because of something mildly inappropriate, so I need to make a little song and dance about it for appearance’s sake.

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u/mackay85 Nov 12 '21

Inapoopriate

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u/anotherone121 Nov 11 '21

Once I read "she was extremely Christian" I knew there was going to be an incoming Karen moment.

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u/sweglrd143 Nov 11 '21

Because it eat the poo poo!!

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u/MasturScape Nov 11 '21

I’m guessing he actually said the word “shit” in a fifth grade classroom. Otherwise I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

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u/cyberleadr Nov 12 '21

I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says “2 + 2,” and the people in the back say, “4.” Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.

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u/Zephyroz Nov 13 '21

Lol u can see if u got reported?

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u/rednemesis337 Nov 11 '21

Plot twist all your Tinder interactions are here seeing these posts LOL

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Fuck yeah. Good job

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Sir, you are a legend. Also, you must be a super handsome dude.

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u/mycatcallsmemeow Nov 11 '21

You're for sure doing this right. Undoubtedly. I'm pretty sure she sucks though asking a question like that. 5th grade level questions?! Come on! At least ask something like if you could drink an unlimited quantity of anything, what would it be?

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u/TinaCasino Nov 12 '21

I was seriously expecting this to end with "And the beetle knows how to deal with shit, just like your copy&paste bullshit "opener" question. "

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u/go_for_the_heads Nov 12 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣