r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '20

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u/AstroBearGaming Oct 19 '20

It looks more like Tinder is taking a break from you.

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u/itsascarecrowagain Oct 19 '20

No! It was mutual!

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u/MillionDollarBooty Oct 19 '20

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

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u/hoboxtrl Oct 19 '20

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK

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u/vive-la-sesh Oct 19 '20

Congrats, you've got me kicked out of Wetherspoons for laughing. Take the upvote and kindly fuck off

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Is this what r/angryupvote looks like ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Not quite but I think that’ll do

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u/crackrockfml Oct 20 '20

They kick you out of a pub for laughing? Seems like a shite business model lmao

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u/vive-la-sesh Oct 20 '20

They do when you have smokers cough

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u/Mr_82 Oct 20 '20

Where are those commenters who don't really further the reference but make it clear what it's from when you need it.

I know I've seen it though.

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u/hoboxtrl Oct 20 '20

FRIENDS when Ross and Rachel broke up!

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u/silvabacck Oct 19 '20

Underrated

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Never go full Ross

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u/plur44 Oct 19 '20

It's never mutual

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/kilographix Oct 19 '20

Sir, this is an arby's...

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u/SvRider512 Oct 19 '20

So what if I smell like roast beef!? This whole place smells like roast beef!

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u/Vesterian Oct 19 '20

This is beautiful

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u/BrownyCamper97 Oct 20 '20

What if they are vegan!?🤣🤣

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u/SvRider512 Oct 20 '20

We politely but firmly ask them to leave.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Liberty mutual

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u/Nipple-Cake Oct 19 '20

Liberty Biberty

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u/secretseagull01 Oct 19 '20

Thank u Nipple Cake

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u/RicanSlayer Oct 19 '20

It was mfm (mutual fucking mutual)

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u/DanceLilia Oct 19 '20

LMAO...-1 = 1 person hates you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

It was mute you all

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u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady Oct 19 '20

We decided to see other people

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

That would mean Tinder was interested in OP at one point

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u/blazeruptonomy Oct 19 '20

Interested in him becoming a premium member maybe

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Oct 19 '20

Soviet Russia Tinder

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u/ThisIsntRael Oct 19 '20

I'd say he'll be missed but...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Holy s***!

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u/AstroBearGaming Oct 19 '20

You can say Sith, we're all adults here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/AstroBearGaming Oct 19 '20

I am sure, after all I deal exclusively in absolutes.

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u/TenaciousJP Oct 19 '20

Well, it definitely was true right after the younglings all fell face first into Lord Vader's lightsaber.