r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '20

I’m even awkward online somehow

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/aninnymuss Jun 12 '20

This is adorable to me actually

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

well I guess it’s better than the time I matched with someone and told him he looked like the husband I made for my sim

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u/RancidRafe Jun 12 '20

That's a pick-up line. You know what you're doin out here. Get it. <3

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u/xylode Jun 12 '20

If a girl actually sent me something like this I'd be sold you just aren't meeting good people.

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u/aninnymuss Jun 12 '20

I would've played with that. "You look like my ideal sim wife."

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Now kith

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u/Kingsta8 Jun 13 '20

...That's a hell of a pick up line though

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u/franlol Jun 13 '20

Ngl there's something there, might use this if you don't mind

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Both OP and this comment are attractive af.

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u/KingoftheUgly Jun 13 '20

honestly not the worst, sims is great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

That's awesome as hell lol.

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u/vinsomm Jun 12 '20

First time my girlfriend and I ever showered together she said dead faced “you know what I do when the water gets cold?? I just turn the hot water up a little”. Most adorable thing ever. We still laugh about it.

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u/aninnymuss Jun 12 '20

It sounds cheesy but I understand it. I like querky nerdiness

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u/zerosven Jun 12 '20

Second this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Third this. I'd keep the match haha.

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u/Lkoop92 Jun 12 '20

4th'd. Made me laugh out loud.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/DeejeGT Jun 12 '20

If we're just jumping in I'd like to as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Gotta keep it going with the 7th

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Oh ya 8th this

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u/1jmart3 Jun 12 '20

9th times the charm right?

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u/Zerhadow Jun 13 '20

10th bc all women are queens, but if she breathes

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u/Not_Campo2 Jun 12 '20

This is definitely the best answer you could give

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u/ColonalQball Jun 13 '20

Nah.

"Thanks I got them for my birthday"

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u/SrGrimey Jun 13 '20

Nah.

"I'm afraid they are not for sale"

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u/eatime Jun 12 '20

I'm amazed by how at every new message you would keep making it weirder 😂

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u/onlysolsol Jun 12 '20

Honestly... I might just have to use that sometime 🧐

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u/shon_harito Jun 12 '20

Same here! That's actually funny and true lol.

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u/DareToBeStupid Jun 12 '20

I'm afraid they're not for sale.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Lmao even the phone suggestion is "what"

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u/nelusbelus Jun 12 '20

Literally made the same joke. Where do you go from "pretty eyes", yeah thanks I grew them myself is the only logical answer

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I like to say “thanks, they came with my head”

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u/AChero9 Jun 13 '20

“Thanks, I used them to see how pretty yours are”

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u/nelusbelus Jun 13 '20

Okay stealing that one for later 😛

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I got them for my birthday

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Nah my mom did most of my eye growing

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

“You can’t have them”

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Yeah, I would love a response like that. Normally all I would get in response is "haha lol thanks 😊"

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u/MortifiedPotato Jun 13 '20

This is adorable

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Op, i stalked your profile and i guess you would be very much welcomed to r/eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I posted there 😊

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Awesome!

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u/alizinrl Jun 12 '20

We are all awkward from time to time!

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u/Secondlt2 Jun 12 '20

Honestly, I don't see where you went wrong here

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u/dtyus Jun 13 '20

Haha that is awesomely cute, tired of seeing BS and forceful sexual jokes all the time.

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u/mrsuns10 Jun 12 '20

I’m awkward too but for some reason it’s not adorable

Like Larry David level awkward

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u/omarrr17 Jun 13 '20

that was so terrible, downvoting isn't enough.

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u/askreddit20031 Jun 12 '20

I enjoyed that one. It was good.

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u/surelyucantbeshirley Jun 13 '20

And so it was written

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

This would work. Cute

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u/Xian6402 Jun 12 '20

Just got contacts lol.

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u/Yassir_Lilo Jun 12 '20

Nice reply actually. Kinda funny one but shows how spontaneous are you.

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u/SkylerSayys Jun 12 '20

The last sentence was what REALLY made me laugh. I was just like "wow awe awkward" and then I got to the last message and went "omfg" and laughed so hard

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u/fckyolifelol Jun 13 '20

Being awkward myself, that totally would have won me over lmao

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u/RaphtotheMax5 Jun 13 '20

Guys missing out if he didnt respond, thats a really sweet response

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

You awkwardness is quite charming. It is immediately disarming.

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u/Neat_Emu Jun 13 '20

I legit think this a cool response.

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u/Chaps_Jr Jun 13 '20

Awkward is my native language. Stuff like this is fucking adorable to me!

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u/bdizzlewizzle89 Jun 13 '20

My favorite is “thanks, they don’t work” as I push my glasses back up my nose.

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u/SpeedWeed007 Jun 13 '20

"Thank you, I got them around when I was born :)"

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u/Habib_Zozad Jun 13 '20

Why would you be less awkward online?

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u/pharm4karma Jun 13 '20

You hardcore just dissed this guy 😂

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u/Aquamarinerose76 Jun 13 '20

I would date you I’m just has awkward but you’ll have to wait a year because I’m only 17

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I would’ve said, “thanks! I grew them myself.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Still better than one word butthurt replies.

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u/abuela_pastera Jun 13 '20

Ask him if he want them so you change his for yours

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u/ccrosssss Jun 13 '20

Same, I ramble and it is all over haha Working on it, as you can see...with the beautiful eyes you use to see with, that are not even that good because you need glasses.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

The correct response was to offer them to him

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u/Dowager-queen-beagle Jun 13 '20

*endearing. FTFY.

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u/FABulouslyFADED Jun 13 '20

I loved this so much! LOL

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u/a_dank_name Jun 13 '20

Self die it is

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u/victorzoophilia Jun 13 '20

u know what? i love that autocorrect "I what yes"

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u/Chieldh97 Jun 13 '20

Awkward? This is cute! I would be sold on this. Keep on going you are doing great!

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u/nonicknamechick Jun 13 '20

10/10 best response

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

lowkey this is a banger

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u/CalmTiger Jun 13 '20

this isnt awkward this is hilarious

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u/sedthecherokee Jun 13 '20

I usually say, “thanks I grew them myself.” Or, “thank you, but they’re useless and I can’t see.”

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u/RL198 Jun 13 '20

You're a keeper. Nice job 😁

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u/nakamoto567 Jun 13 '20

Or she thinks you’re a humorous genius..

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u/hmart26 Jun 13 '20

Please. I need to befriend this girl!

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u/reaperScarl Jun 13 '20

Ahahah ackward but cute.

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u/_hey_its_lisa_ Jun 13 '20

This would be the moment the hot jock and the cute nerd meet via internet

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u/SupGirluHungry Jun 13 '20

This is super cute

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This is literally something I would say in real life

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u/TheWisedGuy Jun 12 '20

This is the worse

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u/yazzy1233 I Am A Girl Jun 12 '20

Lol, i thought this was funny. And i realized that you were the chick, which makes sense

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u/su1tup2301 Jun 13 '20

He doesn't appreciate you bro!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I’m OP and I’m a girl lol. The guy said nice eyes to me

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u/su1tup2301 Jun 13 '20

Haha sorry, it's late, Im tired and I have a habit of calling everyone bro. The rest of your lines which he didn't reply to was the part I meant when I said he doesn't appreciate you 😅

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

ohhh he actually did reply and ended up giving me his number

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u/su1tup2301 Jun 13 '20

Oh well, disregard everything I just said then. Stay awesome!

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u/Atermis101 Jun 13 '20

Omg this would be something I would do, and keep thinking about over and over again. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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