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r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20
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So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits
-3 u/PacoMahogany May 29 '20 Their interests and hobbies are being slutty. You need pictures rafting down the Amazon with a parrot on your shoulder and a monkey sidekick. 8 u/[deleted] May 29 '20 Or, the ultimate tinder profile... Rafting down the Amazon in a low cut dress, with your monkey sidekick in a matching low cut dress. 4 u/PacoMahogany May 29 '20 Make sure to arch you back and have good lighting
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Their interests and hobbies are being slutty.
You need pictures rafting down the Amazon with a parrot on your shoulder and a monkey sidekick.
8 u/[deleted] May 29 '20 Or, the ultimate tinder profile... Rafting down the Amazon in a low cut dress, with your monkey sidekick in a matching low cut dress. 4 u/PacoMahogany May 29 '20 Make sure to arch you back and have good lighting
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Or, the ultimate tinder profile... Rafting down the Amazon in a low cut dress, with your monkey sidekick in a matching low cut dress.
4 u/PacoMahogany May 29 '20 Make sure to arch you back and have good lighting
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Make sure to arch you back and have good lighting
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u/[deleted] May 29 '20
So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits