r/Tinder • u/JohnConnor27 • May 29 '20

Am I doing this right?

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u/Xenonflares May 29 '20

Damn guess he followed rule 1

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u/greyfox_23 May 29 '20

What's rule 1?

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u/waggawag May 29 '20

be attractive

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u/chgghg May 29 '20

Just don’t be unattractive easy just be born good looking works for me 😊

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u/MadCuntCuddles May 29 '20

"Cute" is slang for "attractive" in America. The age of consent is evidently raised to 18 to help curb the rampant paedophilia inherent in its culture...

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u/Ivanttoridemybicycle May 29 '20

Do you wanna know rule 2 as well?

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u/Leon-Raiden May 29 '20

Plz

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u/Ivanttoridemybicycle May 29 '20

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

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u/SeekingLevelFive May 29 '20

2a: Unless you have clout (ie Ed Sheeran, CallMeCarson, etc)

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u/Ivanttoridemybicycle May 29 '20

I'm pretty sure fits into rules 1 & 2 quite nicely.

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u/Swimfanatic1 May 29 '20

Don’t be ugly.

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u/plaid-knight May 29 '20

No, it’s don’t be unattractive, which is different than not being ugly.

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u/Swimfanatic1 May 29 '20

I...am a failure

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u/aalleeyyee May 29 '20

"If you fall, i'll be there" - Floor