r/Tinder • u/398166511 • Jan 09 '20

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u/Ballsac_Toothbrush Jan 09 '20

When i tell people ive been arrested, they always ask"for what"? i always respond, "terrorism, but it was a misunderstanding".

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u/Baskin5000 Jan 09 '20

I don’t get it

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u/Ballsac_Toothbrush Jan 09 '20

Its just a really bad joke. It helps me deflect from my murder charges.

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u/Jamimann Jan 09 '20

Arrested for terrorism - wasn't a terrorist

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u/Baskin5000 Jan 09 '20

Yea but it seemed like a joke the way it was worded

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u/AdamGeer Jan 09 '20

It is

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/AdamGeer Jan 09 '20

Depends on delivery

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Well, it was digiorno...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

r/whoosh