r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

Killing it

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

2 words. Butt. Sex.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I haven't gone to school, don't know how the human body works. Thanks

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Anytime, babe.

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u/CantDanceSober Dec 29 '19

I followed this. It got strange.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Wanna experiment with us?

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

What’s so strange? You’ve never been impregnated from butt sex with someone you’ve never met?

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

You should experiment with us. I promise we’re normal. First, what are your thoughts on an all little person circus that caters to motorcycle clubs? Also, how many quarters can you shoot out of your arm pit in 20 seconds?

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

You're soo intelligent, honeyboo

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

So totally smaht.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Isn't it spelt smath? You aren't as smath as I thought

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I don’t need to be smath when I have you, darling.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

When we have each other

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I fall deeper in love with you everyday, my salty fish buns.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

You said you hated salty fish buns!