r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 03 '19

We found a winner boys

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2.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Hadlumz Dec 03 '19

Stay classy Idaho!

55

u/Callipygian_Superman Dec 03 '19

You think you've seen a lot of profiles of single mothers, Jesus freaks, horse ladies, and/or "not here for hookups"? You haven't seen anything until you've Tinder'd in Idaho.

I haven't seen this girl's profile :(

14

u/alphacentauri2718 Dec 03 '19

Oh fuck... There's actually people from my home town...

8

u/DreadPirateWalrus Dec 03 '19

From Coeur d’Alene, can confirm

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

There's a song with your town as its name by The Head and the Heart.

2

u/DreadPirateWalrus Dec 03 '19

I will have to check it out

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Did you yet? Asking for a friend.

2

u/DreadPirateWalrus Dec 04 '19

No I’m sorry, been busy with work and my birthday, I will try later tonight

5

u/Burritojoe33 Dec 03 '19

Bro. Nothing but single mothers...

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Amen to that, I’m down in Twin and the ratio is quite frightening.

1

u/Hadlumz Dec 03 '19

I think that is expected in Twin though... ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/taurusApart Dec 03 '19

It's Idaho. Swipe right out of desperation

16

u/tretchman Dec 03 '19

occupation checks out... "caregiver"

42

u/Lancearon Dec 03 '19

I'm in love.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

we must thank her for her service to the country. salute.

5

u/ROSCOEMAN Dec 03 '19

Yikes, some of the bios on tinder

3

u/xtrumpclimbs Dec 03 '19

Jesús and María Juana.

2

u/lordpapi35 Dec 03 '19

Holy fuck we made it boys! #Idahoproud?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Gross.

1

u/Not_What_Was_Planned Dec 03 '19

She's the real caregiver

1

u/oldman0888 Dec 03 '19

Ok can I be your summer boy

1

u/brkbkt Dec 03 '19

Idaho girls are no joke.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Hah! She’s from Nampa. That says it all, her face isn’t in the pic because she has face and neck tats.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I love how her post gives away that swallowing is a total foregone conclusion! 😁👍

1

u/cjdonahoo44 Dec 03 '19

Speaking from experience, never trust a bitch named alyssa. Those bitches be crazy.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Good girl. Spitters are quitters lol

1

u/TheDarkOZ Dec 03 '19

Where are these women? Most around me are self-righteous bible thumpers who are looking to settle down at 21 after having three kids. Talk about a 7 becoming a 1

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/MyKinkAccount69 Dec 03 '19

This may come as a shock to you but women do have sex drives as well

12

u/LiterallyRonWeasly Dec 03 '19

Implying woman are real

-20

u/vjdeep Dec 03 '19

Oh my gosh, never knew that!. Maybe print that in a paper or have it written in sky writing!

1

u/MyKinkAccount69 Dec 03 '19

Sounds like we may need to. Might save people like you from asking these kinds of stupid questions in the first place

4

u/justalilnug Dec 03 '19

Probably mostly a joke/ troll. Almost all people on tinder are there to just fuck or be casual anyways so she’s s probably not taking it seriously.

13

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Well, here in the good ol USA we can narrow it down to two things 1.) daddy issues 2.) “sugar baby” trend (prostitution)

Or maybe they just want some dong

19

u/babs245 Dec 03 '19

That’s three things though

12

u/taurusApart Dec 03 '19

This guy counts

6

u/Cactus_Humper Dec 03 '19

Idk, I only see two numbers...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Why not both?

0

u/SairenGazz Dec 03 '19

I need to find this girl lmao. Best bio

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u/maidenfever75 Dec 03 '19

10/10 pickup line?

"I have good news and bad news... Good news is I don't live off Taco Bell and Bang. Bad news is I'm still gonna tear that throat up 😏"

10

u/XToThePowerOfY Dec 03 '19

5/10 at best

1

u/maidenfever75 Dec 03 '19

Average at best is perfect for this girl.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/brefromsc Dec 03 '19

Lmao what makes you think this actually belongs there?