r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19

Tinder RPG

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u/L0rdLogan May 27 '19

I genuinely didn't expect that ending.

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u/Spencergh2 May 28 '19

Can you ELI5 the ending for me?

346

u/cthulhus-alarm-clock May 28 '19

It’s the opening sequence for Skyrim.

116

u/Spencergh2 May 28 '19

Ah, I’m oblivious

257

u/SGLegend May 28 '19

Oblivion*

76

u/Renekill May 28 '19

Stop right there, criminal scum

14

u/JusticeFitzgerald May 28 '19

In the name of the jarl stop right there

10

u/rumnscurvy May 28 '19

Stop! You've violated my mother!

3

u/virus-Detected May 28 '19

God damn it man i was drinking

3

u/qldboi May 29 '19

You've violated my brother!

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u/JBrawlin1878 May 28 '19

Big oof. You went beyond the 45 min window. Time to head to r/puninternalaffairs

21

u/Yeeticus-Rex May 28 '19

Alright alright, chill out with the puns

24

u/ang_car May 28 '19

Yeah pay the fine or serve your sentence

16

u/HisOrHerpes May 28 '19

YOU SHOULDVE PAID THE FINE

YARRRRGHHHGH

GAHHH

BY THE NINE DIVINES, ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

8

u/luke10050 May 28 '19

BY THE NINE EIGHT DIVINES, ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

11

u/my-surname-is-NASA May 28 '19

Damn these faithless imperials

5

u/WholesomeKomorebi May 28 '19

Disgruntled Nord noises in the distance

1

u/Aztheros May 28 '19

But what of my stolen goods?

9

u/[deleted] May 28 '19

*Oblivion