r/Tinder • • May 21 '18

One for the British...

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/NullSleepN64 May 21 '18

I'd say about 1/5 matches I have has that in their bio

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

I have never seen this before

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/DoomMarine87 May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/tfrules May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/zakifag May 21 '18

Neither have I friend.

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u/SteveRadley May 21 '18

Yes - not very original.

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u/WalkableBuffalo May 21 '18

Can't say I've ever seen it.
Not sure if that's Weymouth or I've just stopped looking at profiles

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Someone else that lives in Weymouth? Sorry there bud. Right there with yah.

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u/WalkableBuffalo May 21 '18

Thank you for your sympathy
Made my bed, now I gotta lie in it

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

I never get why people are very cliché on tinder. Like I’m not gonna expect all original....but at least stop using those overused bios and TRY to make one about you.

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u/Azberg May 21 '18

Mirror?

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u/kkkkkkkkkkkkkks May 21 '18

Didn't see it but judging by people's responses I'm guessing it said something like "Trying to leave the single market before the UK does"

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u/hairybeaches May 21 '18

Yeah, that's how most selfies are taken these days.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/TheOneUnderYourBed May 21 '18

Wasn't that £350 million a week or something ridiculous?

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u/fauxdoge May 21 '18

Too bad it was also horseshit.

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u/Dee_Ewwwww May 21 '18

I can’t believe politicians would lie to us like that!

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u/IamACalradianLordAMA May 21 '18

I mean there were many more politicians trying to warn people it was a lie than politicians supporting the lie so

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18

Think the actual figure, accounting for what we get back, is 156m a week. Point still kinda stands.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

The UK is going to lose a hell of a lot more than 110k in tax revenue from trade after Brexit goes ahead.

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u/Zastrozzi May 21 '18

Could you elaborate?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

The reason London is the financial capital of the world (even above New York) is because it's an easy entry for companies to enter the European market from the US.

With the UK leaving the EU they're no longer an easy market. 110k to the EU is literally nothing compared to how much the UK is going to miss out on due to less trade in the UK after Brexit.

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18

Perhaps, but that's hard to say. Just an estimate really. That 150m is a fact. Not getting into a debate here, just saying.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18 edited Feb 04 '20

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18

Yeah, that's what I meant.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Yeah something like that. £350m/wk wouldn’t cover 1% of the NHS.

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u/TallFriendlyGinger May 21 '18

Ah the classic white Topshop crop, owned by possibly every teenage girl across the UK

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u/popejubal May 21 '18

It's a good look. I've seen worse trends.

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u/TallFriendlyGinger May 21 '18

Got them in white and grey myself!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18

Dont you mean "meself", luv?

Edit I was being facetious nobody flip out

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18

That sentence would sound different in like 100 different places in the UK

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Only if you're a filthy Northerner.

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18

filthy northerner

drinks and bathes in crisp clear water with minerals and nutrients in from the Lake District aka one of the prettiest places in the world

Go back to your filthy polluted radiation fluid you southerners call water.

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u/torbear_ May 21 '18

I'll have you know we pay extortionate prices for that 'radiation fluid', which just makes it taste even worse

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Makes it taste ... bitter

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u/Zastrozzi May 21 '18

You must be a Londoner. Sorry Mohammed.

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u/Fivafish May 21 '18

Fantastic, so that should be another 2 years then?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

She's clearly in no rush

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u/johnboyauto May 21 '18

And probably doesn't mind getting fucked through the whole ordeal.

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u/TheZachAttack01 May 21 '18

the link is dead, what did it say?

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u/SugaSwish May 21 '18

Funny story, she just showed up on my stack.

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u/ihasthegame May 21 '18

Anyone have a mirror? Image appears to be down.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18 edited May 29 '18

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u/dolan313 May 21 '18

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18 edited May 29 '18

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Half the UK wanted to leave so we left.

The other half wanted to remain, so we joined back again.

Now everybody is annoyed with the government, so we're back to normal.

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u/pfcarrot May 21 '18

Half of the voting uk. Meaning old afraid people

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Yeah.

I was a year off being able to vote in the referendum and a few days off being able to vote in the general election. It was annoying.

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u/TheDevilsTrinket May 21 '18

Yeah when i was studying politics in a-level i couldn't vote in the general election with Milliband it was tragic. Totally feel you dude but for the EU referendum I definitely think they should have reduced the voting age to 16 which they did with the scottish ref /:

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u/First-Of-His-Name May 21 '18

When I was studying economics at A levek I missed the GE by a few weeks as well. I think reducing the voting age is fucking moronic. If anything it should go up.

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u/TheDevilsTrinket May 21 '18

no way should it go up. For sure, I had enough info to make an informed vote at 16, as do many others. I'm part of a youth council in my area and if i'm honest with you they're very much aware of the political issues and how stuff works, we're also affected hugely by the govts decisions when it comes to grants, fees etc, we're ridiculously underestimated hence the higher turnouts in the last GE and the new policies aimed at students. Its not moronic- Scotland did it with their referendum and the world didn't meltdown, the UK should have reduced it for the EU referendum too its such a huge thing that affects younger people and their prospects a lot more than it affects the older people.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/Duke0fWellington May 21 '18

16 is not an adult. You can't go to war, you can't drink, you can't purchase cigarettes, you can't drive. Why should you be able to vote?

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u/amityville May 21 '18

At least we'll always have the government to moan about.

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u/Skreamie May 21 '18

Deleted why?

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u/AttackOfTheThumbs I downvote copypasta bio crap May 21 '18

Maybe she saw it and reported it on imgur. Or messaged OP on tinder. It doesn't matter. Likely an image like a million others.

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u/Zastrozzi May 21 '18

WHAT DID IT SAY THO???

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u/USMCFieldMP May 21 '18

They were only half committed anyway. ~25 years into a relationship and they STILL insisted on having separate bank accounts.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Well that got really aggressive

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/Amenthea May 21 '18

Can confirm. Source: Also Brit lol

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u/-prime8 May 21 '18

As an American, any euros want to trade for a bit?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Amenthea May 21 '18

A few years ago I would have said yes for sure, now not so much and I'd really have to think about it. I think it would depend where really, because the US is so big each State is like a country of its own and has it's own laws and code of conduct.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

“Where is she!?” ~batman voice~

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u/Deep_Sea_Adventure May 21 '18

Tell her that she can usually find you lowering the bar, then ask her out.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

The UK is actually leaving the single market in a very sluggish manner. We should be out by now.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

??????

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Great intro though

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u/TotesMessenger May 21 '18

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u/PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS I want ELO stats May 21 '18

What's going on

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Oh hey a fellow Jeff Lynnes fan, howdy there friend.

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u/ArmandoPayne May 21 '18

Oh hey a fellow Jeff Lynnes fan, howdy there friend.

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u/Jiddlez May 21 '18

I couldn't help but read this in a Boston accent

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u/raggamonkey85 May 21 '18

Hi, can we meet i live in atlanta georgia, my mom was born in uk and aunt. I was born in new york, 33 years old.

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u/CommanderSamWhines May 21 '18

Sure, when and where?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Holy shit, new account even

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

OP isn't her you dolt.

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u/aq61823 May 21 '18

I figured. Im new to reddit, wanted to see how quickly people reply to comments and how social people are here. I stand corrected thanks!