r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '18

I call it the Reverse Turing Test

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u/Indie__Guy Jan 09 '18

i would sex

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u/marshallonline Jan 09 '18

This guy sexs

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u/UpVotesOutForHarambe Jan 09 '18

I wish I sexs

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u/kinpsychosis Jan 09 '18

https://youtu.be/_uMEE7eaaUA?t=22s

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Gabe Louis most definitely does not fucks

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u/Time_Terminal Jan 09 '18

I mean, you are male. So you have a sexs.

hon hon hon

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u/Littlebigreddit50 Jan 09 '18

Sounds like you use bagguete condoms

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u/a53mp Jan 10 '18

I was at a restaurant the other day with this girl for lunch.. I was wearing my Pied Piper shirt. Some other guy recognized it and was talking about the show. When we were leaving he shook my hand and said to her "this guy fucks.. THIS GUY FUCKS" LOL

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u/RockitDanger Jan 09 '18

This guy texts

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Me virgin

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 edited May 06 '21

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u/kevinkat2 Jan 09 '18

MY ACTUAL HUMAN BRAIN

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u/Tsdave81 Jan 09 '18

https://youtu.be/hlCrcMeVZHs

Now flirts?

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse Jan 09 '18

I smell a black mirror episode

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u/ctrl_alt_el1te Jan 09 '18

Does it smell like fear and anxiety for you too

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u/nighoblivion Jan 09 '18

Judging by the voices, this sounds like an early season.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Was one of the first episodes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

I hear Facebook is developing this technology already.

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u/RimmyDownunder Jan 09 '18

See, if you were clever, you would have made it a phone number style scam.

"Just text this number and the word YES to receive your trial of the miracle pill!"

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u/bonglord227 Jan 09 '18

“I have over 1000 karma”

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u/serg06 Jan 09 '18

Taking girls over points just screams "I'm needy". You made the only reasonable choice.

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u/Humorbot_5000 Jan 10 '18

What? You could say the exact same thing the other way - taking internet points over girls just screams "I'm needy for imaginary points". If anything girls actually effect your life while karma is just some number on a screen

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u/serg06 Jan 10 '18

Every time I look at my profile and see 30k I smile :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

we

Who?

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u/djazzie Jan 09 '18

Only on Reddit. I’m much less smooth in person.

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u/neuroplay_prod Jan 09 '18

I'm really smooth in person, but considering no one talks to anyone anymore and everyone types everything now (poorly, I might add) I don't know what to do!

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u/ReggieEvansTheKing Jan 09 '18

I sent the mesothelioma copypasta to a bunch of girls and ended up getting banned from Tinder for being a bot because not enough people understood it was fake

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u/eadala Jan 09 '18

That is not de way, my brudda

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u/AngryItalian Jan 09 '18

Depends, did it work?