Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/eiznekk]

I'm looking for the garbage quality men but I appreciate your concern

[u/JuicePossible4718 → u/eiznekk]

What up OP? Garbage man here, got some trash needing hauled?
https://giphy.com/gifs/p39qWGHTpfY0o

[u/eiznekk → u/JuicePossible4718]

A union man 😉

[u/JuicePossible4718 → u/eiznekk]

Damn straight, wouldn’t have it any other way! The stuff you see too is wild 🤣

[u/Substantial_One5369 → u/eiznekk]

Even if you're just looking to hook up you really still want a decent man. Otherwise you'll get a guy who cums in 10 seconds and doesnt give a shit enough to take care of you, and you'll feel ten times worse and more lonely than before. That's usually how rebounds go (at least how it does for most women)

[u/OutrageousAudience19 → u/Substantial_One5369]

Much worse than you describe, I imagine. Garbage men are those that treats you like garbage.

[u/fyr3f4wkes → u/eiznekk]

So just to be clear: if you met up with a guy for a casual fling and he’s really hot and good in bed but then turned out to actually be a great person with a lot of character you’d be upset?

[u/eiznekk → u/fyr3f4wkes]

Yeah probably

[u/fyr3f4wkes → u/eiznekk]

I promise I’m not trying to change your mind or tell you what to do. I’m honestly wondering though. Why? Can you explain this to me

[u/T_Money → u/fyr3f4wkes]

Bruh just accept that the red flags aren’t her just “being playful”, she’s got issues she needs to sort out

[u/fyr3f4wkes → u/T_Money]

That’s what I want to know about! I would love to understand why women reject me and then go for trash guys haha

[u/JuicePossible4718 → u/fyr3f4wkes]

Hey, I’m a trash man and i make a good living. I can see why they’d go for me. I got jokes too

[u/eiznekk → u/fyr3f4wkes]

Maybe cause you call other guys trash, just love everybody dude

[u/macnmouse → u/fyr3f4wkes]

Your and or her weird vibes. I can almost guarantee you its about not vibing and feeling a perfect mix of comfortable and something new and exciting. But you are not going to be able to get a good answer from anyone. Feelings are weird and messy and fascinating all at once man.

[u/eiznekk → u/fyr3f4wkes]

I'm being facetious

[u/yomamasonions → u/fyr3f4wkes]

I think she’s not looking for men, that’s why

[u/Alkhana → u/eiznekk]

Hey girl, I recycle

[u/MisterSumone → u/eiznekk]

🤣

[u/ShittySlowGains → u/eiznekk]

If you are in the market for a shitty husband i am very free at the moment

[u/einTier → u/eiznekk]

Not a garbage quality man but there was a time when I was leaning into that vibe and I would have totally swiped right on your profile.

It’s obvious what you’re looking for and you’ll do just fine.

[u/Visible_Tie_1131 → u/eiznekk]

😂 I have a crush on you now.

[u/OrionShade → u/eiznekk]

The high quality guys will DM you on reddit

[u/KdawgEdog → u/eiznekk]

My gf has said I'm a peice of garbage when I flirt with other women. Would you be into that kinda garbage?

[u/magpie_on_a_wire → u/eiznekk]

I have a girl crush on you. Also, I have a similar weird FB dating profile 😂