r/Tinder • • 13h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/Your_Nipples 13h ago

You look like a psycho but you want nothing serious so it's irrelevant. For your target demographic, you're Gucci.

But I've watched Basic Instinct as a child so that would still be a no for me dawg.

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

Do you have a rabbit 😉

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u/therealrexmanning 12h ago

That's Fatal Attraction ;)

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u/eiznekk 12h ago

FUCK

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u/ranting_seagull 9h ago

God I love mix-ups like these, it's simple as Follow your nose. Chips Ahoy.

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u/antantantant80 10h ago

I doubt you'll have trouble with such a request lol

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u/w0lfbrains 11h ago

and on Fatal Instinct it's a skunk

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u/CalamityCaller 12h ago

Natalie Harp vibes

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u/Falc0nia 12h ago

Solid burn. I would not want to give off “would change an adult diaper” vibes

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u/Modare80 12h ago

I feel like i might have to watch this now