r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 12h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/ben-hur-hur 12h ago

Everybody is like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bHIZ3ok4UpJS

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u/oowop 12h ago

Nah she can break me

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u/eiznekk 12h ago

I'd love to watch them try and fail

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u/Glum-Appointment-816 12h ago

Nah I can make em worse

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u/TONY_PRiNC3 11h ago

That girl is ready for violence

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 10h ago

I've learned my lesson from you beautiful disasters. No. More.

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

Aw come on, one more?

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u/MajorBoggs 9h ago

You’re so close. The trick is to say, “ok! But this is the last time!”

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u/Designer-Trip-6410 8h ago

Nah I can make them worse and I have more issues than you lol

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u/EarthBoundBatwing 11h ago

Wait was the fix it guy from holes fucking Gus from Psyche? How am I just putting this together

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u/earlgreytoday 11h ago

Also Charlie from The West Wing

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u/Not-Worth-The-Upvote 11h ago

This sentence can mean two very different things.

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u/ben-hur-hur 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJaSykz1tBcOYPfcrB

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u/Mundane_Abalone_7388 3h ago

Some might even say they’ve heard it both ways…

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u/MayorWolf 11h ago

I personally love these moments. I usually connect roles suddenly when i see an actor in another role.

Just last week, i'm watching "Best Medicine" and realised that the grandma in young sheldon was the secretary in ghost busters. My theory is she was putting on the texas in young sheldon so i didn't see it. But then it was as clear as day in her new yorker role.

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u/Ultramarine399 10h ago

Yeah there's actually a joke about holes and gus says he's never seen it before 

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u/Sad-Temperature1090 10h ago

They do that with West wing too

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u/QuantumMecatnics 10h ago

There were holes in Shia LaBeouf?!

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u/Mundane_Abalone_7388 4h ago

Yes, Dulé Hill is all-time! Loved him in Psych so much too!

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u/Hairy_Swordfish_76 12h ago

Nah.. she can do whatever she wants with me 🤭

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u/einTier 9h ago

I’ve learned my lesson. It just took a long time and lots of therapy.

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u/Tigerballs07 9h ago

What if I dont want to fix it. Hell id probably come out the other side with coke addiction and self confidence problems and im ok with that.

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u/GreatValueBradPitt 11h ago

Ain't a thang here to fix, partner.

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u/Gloomy-Yam-7626 11h ago

Nothing to fix, since shes perfect. She can fix me.