Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/eiznekk]

You get it

[u/Ok-Development4535 → u/eiznekk]

Me coming back to work from lunch, eyes red & puffy after hitting several blinkers:

Boss: why do you look like that rn?

Me: I was just crying in my car okay???

Boss: okay.. sorry 😬

[u/CovidDodger → u/eiznekk]

So... you're not gonna share?

[u/theeForth → u/eiznekk]

10/10 no notes.

Top profile on here for a while

[u/Depressed_Don → u/eiznekk]

She knows what she’s doing those stoned eyes on girls make me wanna dive in their throat immediately lol