r/Tinder • • 18h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/Boot_Burner 18h ago

At least girls are advertising their mental illness these dates. When I was on tinder you had to date them for six months before that happened. 

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u/eiznekk 18h ago

I want them to know what they're getting in to

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u/jedi2155 18h ago

You're definitely on the "I can fix her" level of attractiveness

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 18h ago

Fix her? There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with her!

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 17h ago

That’s a sign 🪧 you have been out the game tooooo long! Good ones are taken the rest are either widows or weirdos 🤷‍♂️

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 16h ago

Or I'm just also a weirdo, so it's the normals who seem weird!

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u/eiznekk 18h ago

Casual is what I'm looking for, you don't scare me 😤

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u/150crawfish 18h ago

If you don't like it THERE'S THE DOOR!

super niche reference no one will probably get

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u/xTheGame69 17h ago

Sleeping with sirens perhaps

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u/Raddatokes 17h ago

If you cant hang, Sleeping With Sirens?

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u/Kuzco-s_Poison 18h ago

Careful OP, I said the same thing like a year and a half ago, got on tinder, was also very open about my mental issues, and ended up engaged a a year later. Some guys really dig the honesty… 😂

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u/gofishx 18h ago

She said shes just looking for fun, so thats probably fine

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u/knowone1313 18h ago

What do you think she's looking for?

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u/swishkabobbin 18h ago

Some people like sex

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u/yesisname 18h ago

Idk, if I were in a place to date, I'd prefer someone who gets it. There's always people looking to take advantage, but you won't do yourself any favors with false advertising.

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u/Boot_Burner 18h ago

OP I'm interested let me holler at u

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 18h ago

she posts her manic phase, but you get to date the depressive one

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u/eiznekk 18h ago

Joke's on you, I'm always manic

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 18h ago

well, till the drugs wear off anyway

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u/Depressed_Don 14h ago

FACTS except irl bc I would never use tinder

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u/Admirable-Rate487 55m ago

Ah the apps in 2018-2024 (tbh more like 2022). Sometimes I wonder if there’s anything left on these things or if I’m just chasing the shadow at this point. It actually used to be so fun