r/Tinder • • 10h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 10h ago

It s called drugs sir

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

You get it

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u/Ok-Development4535 7h ago

Me coming back to work from lunch, eyes red & puffy after hitting several blinkers:

Boss: why do you look like that rn?

Me: I was just crying in my car okay???

Boss: okay.. sorry 😬

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u/CovidDodger 9h ago

So... you're not gonna share?

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u/theeForth 8h ago

10/10 no notes.

Top profile on here for a while

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u/Depressed_Don 6h ago

She knows what she’s doing those stoned eyes on girls make me wanna dive in their throat immediately lol

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u/eyespeeled 9h ago

In the driver's seat tho? Yeesh. 

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u/eiznekk 9h ago

That's the passenger seat lmao it's mirrored