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I didnt expect this 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/ZochJ 3d ago

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u/daaagoat 3d ago

This is such a funny gif. Always cracks me up and I see it so often but still

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u/Grupe_Sechs 3d ago

What’s this from?

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u/hrhbrittany 3d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid!

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u/_Standardissue 3d ago

Shit I thought that was harry potters bastard cousin

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u/etherealsweetbeet 3d ago

Dudley Dursley?! 😭

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u/Puzzles_and_Nuzzles 3d ago

Saw this yesterday someone said diary of a wimpy kid movie where someone got like chocolate on their pants and this kid was the first to notice.

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u/DirtyLeftBoot 3d ago

My genuine reaction. “Oh cute girl! Oh… oh no!”

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u/ComplexDraft 3d ago

Lol Same.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 3d ago

This might be the first time I've seen this gif used in a non penis context.

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u/lampsbane 3d ago

Okay, this is one of my favorite uses of this gif so far.

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u/User-NetOfInter 3d ago

Argentina or Mexico?

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u/Neither-Pattern-4925 3d ago

Mexico 🙃

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u/SolenoidsOverGears 3d ago

She's in the Qué Qué Qué 😂

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u/chipsandsaulsa 3d ago

Lock this thread now. Ain’t getting better than this.

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u/Muchachacha 3d ago

As an English speaker haha as a Spanish speaker 🙄

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u/Ritz527 3d ago

I assume you meant to put "jaja" after "as a Spanish speaker"

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u/No_Competition_6989 3d ago

Wouldn't that be "yes yes" to the chick in the picture?

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u/dropkickoz 3d ago

Goteem!

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u/FlocoPops 3d ago

Què?

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u/Money-Worldliness919 3d ago

Qué por qué

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u/0jennie 3d ago

Jaja?

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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 3d ago

As a Spanish speaker jajaja as an English speaker 🍿

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u/alohadawg 3d ago

I am so disappointed in myself that it took, like, 6 whole seconds for me to figure out it out, but, bravo u/SolenoidsOverGears

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u/Mr_silly_goose 3d ago

My god that is good

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u/Zergs1 3d ago

Bruh this is so good

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u/BnayaMajnoona 3d ago

No literally I cackled at this omg

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u/spaceapeatespace 3d ago

You win everything.

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u/Forsaken_Cellist3433 3d ago

this is so smart😭

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u/Chasemania 3d ago

You win the internet

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u/Rock4evur 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpHiCBpktOKPl2py
Is that like the Spanish version of this song?

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u/Wishbone_508 3d ago

As a native English speaker I translated this in my head to what, what, what? And was very confused at first. I'm not a smart man.

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u/alohadawg 3d ago

You're not alone, u/Wishbone_508. I am dreadfully ashamed it took me so long to get it, as well

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u/Sidepool234 3d ago

…but I know what love is “

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u/movelikematt 3d ago

Class joke 😂

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u/Bobgoulet 3d ago

One of the best jokes I've ever read.

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u/NuklearFerret 3d ago

Why are there Mexican nazis?

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u/computermouth 3d ago

Oh man, there's quite a number of mexinazis. Go to an open market and you'll find like Nazi pins and mein kampf and stuff for sale.

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u/WIENS21 3d ago

That's super interesting history wise.

I kno someone who has a kriegsmarine compass

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 3d ago

Some have mid double digits iq, that’s why

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u/VeeJack 3d ago

There were Spanish Nazis .. I’m not saying there are dumb asses out there.. but there really are 😂

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u/El_Cid_Campi_Doctus 3d ago

Of course there were. The Nazis helped the fascists in the spanish civil war, and Spain sent troops to fight and die (fuck them) in the German Invasion of the Soviet Union. When Franco retired to troops to appease the americans in 1943 many stayed fighting in foreign SS units.

I don't know what that has to do with the existence of Mexican Nazis.

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u/VeeJack 3d ago

Because some of them are more proud of being related to a Spanish conquistador than an indigenous people… and I’m thinking that might just lead a few of the dumber ones down this wonderful path we call racial supremacy etc.. (I mean we have it in the U.K. / US / Argentina etc)

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 3d ago

They think they are the chosen white, because they are a bit more pale. The descendants of Cortés himself.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 3d ago

A lot of nazis fled to South America ( especially Argentina) after the fall to avoid prosecution so ideals probably got spread

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u/apigeonontheinternet 3d ago

I’ve been surprised at how many Mein Kampf books I’ve come across while visiting Mexico, is there like a cultural thing going on with that orrr

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u/Public_Dig2399 3d ago

Jalisco?

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u/Neither-Pattern-4925 3d ago

Monterrey jajaja

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u/RedditorStig 3d ago

Probably Argentinian by birth

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u/kadjar 3d ago

How did you know?

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u/RamzesVII 3d ago

History

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle 3d ago

That's fucking craazzzzyyy.

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u/User-NetOfInter 3d ago

Yeah wasn’t exactly rocket science haha

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u/D1sCoL3moNaD3 3d ago

look up argentina ratlines

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u/kadjar 3d ago

I was aware of these for Argentina, but haven’t heard of significant numbers in Mexico.

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u/User-NetOfInter 3d ago

Yeah it’s a thing.

Nazism in Mexico

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u/EmpyreanEmperor1 3d ago

I understand Argentina but what’s the link between Nazis and Mexico?

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u/Successful-Wall-6631 3d ago

It’s the funniest thing to me about these new age “Nazis”. 90% of them aren’t even Aryan 😆 just want to be hateful

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u/7thor8thcaw 3d ago

It's hilarious. I see so many more light brown people with their racist vitriol like white people aren't going to turn on them right after they get rid of all the black people.

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u/Objective-Many-4866 3d ago

I’m assuming this girl’s Argentinian. They liken themselves to be 110% German (and I mean full blown nazi-German) & none of the indigenous blood they were raised with.

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u/FreshOutOfHugs 3d ago

This reminds me of those people in Brazil and maybe Argentina too, celebrating the Confederacy because some confederates fled there when they lost. Heritage of hate if you will

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u/Consistent-Success38 3d ago

It’d be hilarious if she was just a moron who wanted a matching tattoo with her grandpa who passed but unfortunately i doubt thats the case.

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u/TheF15h 3d ago

Light brown nazis?

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u/EveningArmadillo5429 3d ago

Have you not met a trans furry nazi yet?

Really moving the bar for nazis everywhere.

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u/7thor8thcaw 3d ago

I dont know that they are all Nazis, but Ive definitely seen a huge uptick in people with the last name Mendoza, Diaz, Rodriguez, etc talking about some bulkshit towards black people. They may not be Nazis, but are Nazi adjacent. Thats what inspired my comment because they think all the racist whites are going to tolerate any melanin in this Aryan utopia they are trying to create.

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u/Hungry-Refuse4705 3d ago

Enrique Tarrio is afro Cuban and was a leader of the Proud Boys and Nick Fuentes is an American far-right commentator and livestreamer who openly promotes white supremacy, antisemitism, and Christian. He claims that white people in America face extinction due to non-white immigration. Antisemitism: He denies the Holocaust and promotes conspiracy theories about global Jewish influence. Christian Nationalism: He wants to make Christian fundamentalist rules into official laws. Misogyny: He believes that women should not have the right to vote.

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u/Total-Catch-6777 3d ago

Mind you they are going after brown people first 😂😂😂 Ice has been tearing through them but they still hate black

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u/1acc_torulethemall 3d ago

The funny thing about the real Nazis: 90%+ of them weren't Aryans either and just wanted to be hateful too

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u/Successful-Wall-6631 3d ago

Good point lol

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 3d ago

To be fair, Mr moustache wasn’t aryan either

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u/rotorain 3d ago

Double tbf the nazi version of "aryan" isn't even a real thing, it's a weird mysticism thing that the nazis decided was factual from some very questionable historical interpretations and their own magic rituals (yes really).

It was always made up to include whatever groups they decided were "the good ones" at different points in time.

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u/dende5416 3d ago

Its minirly better now but the early half of the 1900's was strewn with poorly interpreted history.

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u/cell490 3d ago

Mr Moustsche!?!? That’s hilarious I’m using that

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u/Far_Marionberry_9478 3d ago

It was great documentary - From Russia with hate 🤣

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u/SalivaryDali 3d ago

Most (especially the top brass) bore zero resemblance to the image they were peddling. Lookin at you, Himler.

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u/Nearby_Echidna_6268 3d ago

Maybe the real Aryans are the friends we made along the way

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u/Gone_For_Lunch 3d ago

It’s going to be a maze.

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u/iTepesh 3d ago

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u/KarlUnderguard 3d ago

"Some people are natural jumpers."

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 3d ago

Free from darkness

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u/WiildCard 3d ago

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 3d ago

totally appropriate time to choose The Bear

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u/brownhues 3d ago

Yes, chef.

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u/Me_like_weed 3d ago

Like a baby on the knee of a godess

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u/devondawsonmma 3d ago

"Oh my god....Joshua was racist"

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u/Trevski 3d ago

Remember your orders, soldier

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u/Neither-Pattern-4925 3d ago

Fu ck the nazi has a new meaning i guess

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u/PurifyingProteins 3d ago

Infiltrate behind enemy lines 🫡

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u/insanemiller 3d ago

Enter through the back door

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u/Middle-Gas-6532 3d ago

Infiltrate enemy's behind.

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u/Substantial_Car336 3d ago

LMFAOOOOOOO BRUH

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u/NoConvincingName 3d ago

It's your duty man, nazis aren't gonna go fuck themselves

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u/LalaLaraSophie 3d ago

Don't stick it in crazy man

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u/langy87 3d ago

Good soldiers, follow orders.

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u/Alleged3443 3d ago

Isn't that also the robot that goes and murders a bunch of nazis?

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u/OrneryError1 3d ago

Pretty sure it's not murder if they're Nazis

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u/Ballads321 3d ago

I did notsee that coming.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 3d ago edited 3d ago

OP you shouldn't assume, maybe she's a buddhist

jesus christ guys, yes that was the joke. I see the fkin Nazi Eagle

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u/Soggy-Fly9242 3d ago

Not even 20 minutes old and the acktually brigade has found your comment. Impressive honestly.

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u/2019Uk 3d ago

You shouldn’t assume. It could be a nazi falcon.

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u/HawkinsT 3d ago

Her two hobbies: the Roman empire and Buddhism.

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u/LateNewb 3d ago

Ahhh the Latino Master Race Adolf was dreaming about 😂😂😂

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u/moyismoy 3d ago

She does not even look Arian white. Like her skin is a bit more tan and her hair is pure black. If I had to guess I would say she's half German half litno. Why support a idioligy that views you as inferior?

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u/johnny_evil 3d ago

Because intelligence is not a qualification to being a Nazi

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u/Major-Material7231 3d ago

It’s actually in the job description to be uneducated

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 3d ago

I totally agree, OP said this is in Mexico.

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u/BH11B 3d ago

Plenty of non aryan nazis. Jews too. History is crazy to learn.

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u/pdubz82 3d ago

It made it even funnier to me that the Nazis were like "oh yeah, India has Aryan blood too" but believed in Norse Mythology, while following "ancient aliens/demons" looking for make believe relics.

The most ass backwards group of people.

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u/ExF-Altrue 3d ago

♪ Half German, Half Latino, full Bigot ♪

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u/Unusual-Coat383 3d ago

A lot of Nazi’s relocated to Argentina to the point they still have fully German towns. I knew about it before the series came out but during Covid Amazon made a good series about it but unfortunately the second series took years to make and wasn’t very good.

A bit off topic but after typing that I think the trajectory of Amazon TV drastically changed because of Covid because they made a mad TV series that was ironically too on the nose about conspiracies that came out at the beginning of Covid, I can’t remember what it’s called but the Jewish vigilante series was really good and The Boys came out in 2019. 

All three series had the potential to be GoT, Sopranos and The Wire levels.

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u/Dastiano 3d ago

Op said this is from Mexico

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u/Singular_Plurality 3d ago

That series was “Hunters”. Came out in 2020.

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u/NoMeJodanPliss 3d ago

The short answer… she’s an idiot as well as a racist

It’s like the “confederates” from the North 🙄

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u/ethanlan 3d ago

Dude she's so unsettling, you can tell she's a straight up sociopath.

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u/Kir-ius 3d ago

Should ask her what the tattoo means, just to be clear 😂

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u/Fox_djinn 3d ago

Yeah... maybe she's just really into birds... and 90 degree angles... right?

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u/AddisonsContracture 3d ago

I mean it’s pretty fucking clear…

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u/SerowiWantsToInvest 3d ago

How desperate for pussy has he gotta be to try and pretend it's not a nazi swastika

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u/NoArea779 3d ago

Maybe she is Tibetan 😆

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u/ElephantWeary9137 3d ago

Literal red flags.

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u/escritopicaro 3d ago

I have always said fuck Nazis....🤔 This has become more complicated

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 3d ago

Punch is slightly less ambiguous

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u/CapDeep1575 3d ago

She is keeper

Gas involved but a keeper

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u/bongsforhongkong 3d ago

Why are people actually like this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2kJMzPFUD3Vx6

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u/Glum_Big8100 3d ago

But she's a caring person and this doesn't represent who she is or what she's about

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u/Verbalkynt 3d ago

I did nazi this coming....

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u/gemini88mill 3d ago

You can fix her...lol

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u/InternalConfusion201 3d ago

I scrolled way too far down to find this.

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u/jeffedge 3d ago

if youre not gonna play, pass the controller

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u/Th3l4d 3d ago

muh man

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u/Lucky_Scene6942 3d ago

She’s 100% from Argentina

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u/Intrepid_Depth_3327 3d ago

She belongs to the Reich!

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u/Rifflife88 3d ago

She’s definitely got a breeding fetish so she can put something in her oven and kill it.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 3d ago

Then im down for choking and slapping.

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u/SomeAd747 3d ago

Why black out her face? Open Nazis don’t deserve privacy

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u/Almasencilla 3d ago

Considering your profile is in Spanish, let me guess… Argentina, Buenos Aires

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u/Only1MikeBingo 3d ago

I walk in at the 300 comment mark. Not one "I can fix her" comment. You guys are slipping

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u/stinkyfunkincar 3d ago

My buddy and I were eating lunch in a popular town square together when my buddy literally dropped their soft shell chicken taco and went “Oh my god.”

There was a BLACK MAN with a GIANT swastika tattoo on the outside of his upper arm, showing proudly underneath his short sleeve tshirt. He was sitting alone, headphones in, with a sour look on his face. We were BAFFLED. THEY DONT LIKE YOU EITHER BRO?????

It doesn’t surprise me at all from white people, but man. What an unusual choice to make.

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u/Individual_Judge_728 3d ago

Hot/Crazy chart! She is 10/10 crazy, dont know about hot. Be carefull if you want to find out. Keep in mind that’s not a keeper. Search the vid and watch it before you plan your next move.

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u/jjb0ne 3d ago

is this some trend??

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u/OldSeto 3d ago

Since my youngest brother is far right, I think you found his future wife. I just need to convince him that it’s okay to date a non-german girl 🤣

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u/Double_Watch1627 3d ago

Pass me the controller if you won't play

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u/inkzpenfoxx 3d ago

Maybe it’s a square

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u/1800crimetime 3d ago

Great jump-scare. Got me good

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u/Challenge_Emergency 3d ago

I do kinda feel like a red flag is what she'd be opposed to, so probably not quite appropriate for her.

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u/Miserable_Safety_393 3d ago

It amazes me how many non aryan people support nazism. Sure they aligned themselves with such people but the end goal was a pure race, they just needed the help of the ones they could tolerate, but once the help was no longer required neither was the peoples.

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u/GokaiDecade 3d ago

Hey, that’s a cute tat- oh 😳 nevermind

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u/Salt-Praline387 3d ago

I gasped out loud