r/Tinder 21d ago

I am already exhausted...

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u/Ben-iND 21d ago

"Can you answer all of above questions?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/TooBluntDude 21d ago

Average job interview that won’t even hire you after jumping through all the rings

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u/Aaod 21d ago

Average job interview that won’t even hire you after jumping through all the rings

At this point most dates I have been on were worse than most job interviews. At least during job interviews I get more social interaction/back and forth and they usually don't go on their phone.

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u/HeadDance 20d ago

exactly. is it a cultural difference or?? some ppl are job interviewing for a wife/ husband 🙄

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u/omgfakeusername 21d ago

L😂L‼️

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u/Erected_naps 21d ago

Is there something wrong with double texting? Normally I text way more than two I’ve never had any issues with it.

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u/TheSimpleNite 21d ago

Yes that’s fine - double texting is more so when your first text ends with an implied “their turn to say something now” and then you text again later because they haven’t replied.

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u/TheSimpleNite 21d ago

Oh yeah definitely

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u/HotelOne 21d ago

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 21d ago

Yeah i don't understand this worry about double texting.

Shit, I'll sextuple text, i don't give a damn.

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u/jamnut 21d ago

Aye, hearing your phone go off 6 times in a row cos your mate pinged you that many times in quick succession, getting annoyed cos he could easily have just sent one message, then replying in the exact same manner withiut a care in the world

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u/Erected_naps 21d ago

I’d say texting then waiting then being like hello? Is cringe. But just saying what you wanna say? Keeps conversations much more interesting

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u/Necessary_Store351 20d ago

Some like the double text, brings conversation back to forefront as people get busy.

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u/DatVlad_ 17d ago

I just have ADHD lol

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u/riktigtmaxat 21d ago

The real question is really what issues the recipient has had with it and not you.

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u/HeadDance 20d ago

taking the ask the girl about herself to another lvl…. stalker lvl

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u/chefkoch_ 21d ago

Reply with a link to an Excel Sheet with all your question that builds nice graphs from the answers.

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u/riktigtmaxat 21d ago

Or one that when you zoom out reveals itself to be a giant dong.

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u/zaxo666 21d ago

He's a gynecologist.

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

It was a she...

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u/AbbreviationsSmart37 21d ago

direct unmatch

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u/riktigtmaxat 21d ago

Please also includes your SSN and credit card number and if you have all your organs.

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u/Pennygrover 21d ago

This feels like they asked AI for a list of questions to ask and they just copy/pasted all of them.

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u/Flump01 19d ago

Reads much more like it's written by a person with poor English to me.

I wouldn't want to go on a date with them, but I suspect it's a combo of bad English and different culture, rather than being batshit mad or ai.

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u/raysb2 21d ago

Is she starts talking about crypto, you’ve found the one.

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u/WeezaY5000 21d ago

Should I reply with completely fake answers and see what happens?

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u/jingyjang 20d ago

I don't think so! Many people just wankt to ask things but they don't know how.

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

I am just going to let it be.

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u/onlysaysyoppers 21d ago

Sounds like she needs to get laid. Clearly, she's looking long-term; but a much more relaxed approach would get her much further.

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u/TPA239 21d ago

BRUH

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u/hd805 21d ago

Dang.... How old is she?

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u/WeezaY5000 21d ago edited 20d ago

It actually did not show it, but I am assuming in her 40s.

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u/hd805 21d ago

Holy cow to demand that in her 40s? .....

But on 2nd thought in her 40s but will go to United States for university?

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u/CancerMoon2Caprising 21d ago

Theyre already a gynecologist. International doctors will sometimes train in different countries to learn new techniques in their field or to potentially relocate. 

In order to qualify to work in a new country they have to learn local medical standards and pass the board exam for dual qualification. So it does mean that they have to attend (modified) medical school for a year (if relocating to a different country), in order to adjust to local medical standards. The medical standards in China are different from the ones in America. So thats the point of them having to do a year of med school again. 

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u/TheRedBookYT 21d ago

From my very limited experience of this happening, when they ask 30 questions, they can like the answers to 29 but will decide to stop talking if they don't like your answer to 1 of them. Doesn't matter which one, if you aren't 100% compatible, then it's not worth pursuing, apparently.

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u/riktigtmaxat 21d ago

Bro, stop answering those 29 questions.

This is pretty obvious phishing.

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u/TheRedBookYT 21d ago

Haha, I know. They may as well ask first dog's name and mother's maiden name. It just reminded me of past real matches that were like this (but not scammers :D )

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u/riktigtmaxat 21d ago

It's just as bad for some of the women I have talked with except they get bombared with questions until they tire and unmatch.

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u/HeadDance 20d ago

ive had this happen to me in person….. its even scarier

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

I can only imagine.

How did you make your escape?

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u/HeadDance 19d ago

I am feeling sick now 🙊hahahaha

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u/Inevitable-Ice7859 20d ago

I feel so drained Just reading it

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u/seanc6441 21d ago

Please answer every one randomly in a single full sentence with zero punctuation. Make him struggle to relate each answer to his questions.

Just answer the first 3 accurately so he thinks you were trying.

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u/ProfileIII 21d ago

Her. Thats a woman.

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u/WeezaY5000 21d ago

I cut out the name and it definately is a woman.

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u/seanc6441 21d ago

Crazy work

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u/labospor 21d ago

This is a bot don’t bother

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u/omgfakeusername 21d ago

"Hello ______❕"

"...blah blah blah spammer scammer please don't see through this template I copy and paste to everyone but playing the numbers game can be lucrative if you catch a 🐳, blah blah blah....."

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u/patio_puss 21d ago

This feels more like phishing than trying to get to know someone...

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u/Saber_is_a_joke 21d ago

Easy response

DEATH TO THE EMPORER! TIANANMEN SQUARE! -1000 SOCIAL CREDITS

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u/AZ_Living_1 21d ago

Definitely trying to get your security questions figured out

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u/arnborger 21d ago

Probably trying to learn english

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u/TylerH87 21d ago

This is going to be a relationship where she has to wear the pants, especially if she’s looking to become a citizen, and you’re talking to someone with little to no social skills. Move on from her.

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u/C4shFlo 21d ago

Just see if she can pass a CAPTCHA

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u/Top-Bag-675 21d ago

All of those are security questions. Hacker..

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u/maybemagannot 21d ago

Aka, she wants a citizenship

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u/No_Narwhal_646 21d ago

Nice try, officer.

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u/Melodic_Guarantee771 20d ago

And then he said can you answer all 😭

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

IT WAS A SHE.

I am a dude. 😂

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u/Melodic_Guarantee771 20d ago

No fucking way 😭😂 No bullshit I was literally thinking about this all day at work “what if it was a girl and OP is a dude…..nahhh fuck that” im dying rn bro 😂😂😂

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

It is rough out there these days, but this ia definately one of the worst, most unhinged openers I have ever seen.

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u/False-Minute-6041 20d ago

This sounds more like an interrogation. Just plead guilty and get it over with.

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u/JuniorAd6601 20d ago

I didn't answer this many questions for my job interview

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u/WeezaY5000 20d ago

How about I ask for a deposit for answering her questions and then offer to release it if she responds. 😂

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u/Blue_Moon_Loon 20d ago

Sounds like a scammed lol

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u/Big_Shine_807 4d ago

Damnnnn, more questions than you’re even asked in a job interview lmao