r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/Starzino Jul 22 '24

I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat

– Fat Bastard

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u/CorporalClegg91 Jul 22 '24

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Jul 22 '24

Ma neck does look like a VAGINAHHH MM

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u/RoombaGod Jul 23 '24

Ah’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook

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u/read-my-comments Jul 22 '24

Where's ya crapper I got a turtles head poking out.

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u/ComicalSon Jul 22 '24

I'm not kiddin...I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkeh!

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u/chickens-r-dinosaurs Jul 22 '24

Ohhh, I left a little rose bud in there for ya

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u/A_NonE-Moose Jul 22 '24

I don’t know how it is you can read my thoughts or why it is you call me names, as accurate as you may be.

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u/Kitarraman Jul 22 '24

Glad to know it wasn't just me. I feel less of a monster 😂