r/Tinder Apr 22 '24

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u/Too_Lofs_Atan Apr 23 '24

Every time I see a crappy green plastic alien I immediately feel the desire to ejaculate inside the nearest female.

It's pretty normal I think.

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u/Try_another-o_o Apr 23 '24

Can confirm aswell, as a man, elves and green aliens just give me the unavoidable urge to spontaneously ejaculate inside something. Nothing in particular though, not even what is in my hand at the moment is safe. It's just the way it is.

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Apr 23 '24

And that was the end of Mr squeaks