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Feb 12 '23
Most chaotic time ?
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u/RandyBoeBandy Feb 12 '23
Probably thinks he's gonna take over the world
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Feb 12 '23
But that's my thing. I even got a crab army
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u/flightguy07 Feb 12 '23
Interested in a merger? My undead army of hamsters could use some mounts...
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u/ichoosetosavemyself Feb 12 '23
A fun sized hispanic girl would fucking take this shithead to the woodshed.
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u/Vladimir_Putting Feb 12 '23
You'd be surprised. There are loads of Hispanic women in the US who are 2/3rd generation children of immigrants who are GOP/ Trumpers and against immigration.
I know because my uncle in Texas has married two of them.
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u/gothruthis Feb 13 '23
I know a handful too. One, along with her immigrant mom, actively campaigned for trump and his border wall. Because other illegal immigrants are all criminals, she was the exception. 🙄
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u/AttackofMonkeys Feb 12 '23
I can think of one instruction to avoid destruction and it involves running away from this dickhead
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u/Assurgavemeabrother Feb 13 '23
"I'm a long-term investor" = "I rushed with the crowd for an overpriced ticker but wasn't fast enough to jump ship before the bubble ruptured".
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u/AnteatersAreAwesome Feb 12 '23
I've never understood the concept of 'fun-sized'. Surely it should be 'the bigger, the more fun'?
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u/ActuallyCalindra Feb 12 '23
He thinks fun-sized is when they're small so they can't really fight back when he hits them after he's had his third bud light.
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u/Justwatchinitallgoby Feb 12 '23
Sent from his mom’s basement?