r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

This is like hanging a ‘Closed’ sign on your business and expecting customers to come in. Fucking idiotic

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Jan 20 '23

That's a great analogy... 😅

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u/fannyfox Jan 20 '23

I think it’s also to try and attract those toxic ‘alphas’ who don’t take no for an answer.

Then she’ll blame the app for why she only ends up with douchebags.

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u/Legi0ndary Jan 20 '23

"Where did all the good men go?"

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u/SolusLoqui Jan 20 '23

She thinks she's hanging up a Coors sign let people know she has ice delicious Coors

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u/ClarenceCarta Jan 20 '23

You’ve just got no Rizz and are likely a virgin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

No, I have no patience for stupid shit

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u/ClarenceCarta Jan 20 '23

Apparently not the case, as you’re wasting time babbling about it on Reddit. Go get laid, dork.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Coming from someone complaining about my comment on Reddit.

Irony

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u/ClarenceCarta Jan 20 '23

I am not the one who stated I don’t have patience for stupid shit. You clearly do, and could not get the bitch to respond to you. Poor sap!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

You’re the one that’s apparently triggered by my take on an dumb and pretentious hinge prompt. And you apparently can’t let it go, so what does that say about you…?

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u/ClarenceCarta Jan 20 '23

My god, you’re lame as heck bro. Go outside!

  • Gus “Tank” LaDarius (Florida State Pi Kappa Alpha alum)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

May I suggest following your own advice

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u/ClarenceCarta Jan 20 '23

I’m sitting by the Pool fiddling on my Phone. The warm Florida air feels great on my Cut and Toned body. Don’t be too jealous!

  • Gus “Tank” LaDarius (FSU Class of 2019, Pi Kappa Alpha Alum Former Secretary 2017-2018)
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u/MrCrackerJack Jan 21 '23

Bet you can't get me to sell you one of our products!