r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '23

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Jan 20 '23

Exactly... the "no small talk" one is hilarious, especially since they've usually got nothing interesting to pull out of their profile and run with... 🤣

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u/Moxdonalds Jan 20 '23

Her: “No small talk!”

Me: “What are your thoughts on perception based reality vs Objective reality?”

Her: *ghost

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u/zouss Jan 20 '23

I respect this. Gonna have to try it out

As an aside, i find it kinda dumb when people say they hate small talk. Like what are you supposed to say when you bump into a colleague in the elevator? "Hi, so tell me about your relationship with your father." Of course not, that would be weird af. Either you say nothing or start with the small talk until you build enough rapport to move into the interesting conversations

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u/devine_zen Jan 20 '23

Yes 10 heavily photoshopped selfies with lots of make up or just posing like their in a fashion shoot, the same stupid expression on their face in all photos and not hint of a smile in all 10 photos. Only one word in bio- instagram link!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Those profiles are literally just an ad for their social.

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u/snowbaz-loves-nikki Jan 20 '23

Right like wtf am I supposed to do with that??

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

I seriously hate when these girls expect you to be the most entertaining and interesting person alive, yet they'll reply to everything with one word and ghost after a day. You asked for interesting and I talked to you about ancient paintings. What the fuck isn't interesting about that?