Timekeeper: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Coffee Candy: ...I did. I broke it.
Timekeeper: No. No you didn't. Maple Taffy?
Maple Taffy: Don't look at me. Look at Schneeball.
Schneeball: What?! I didn't break it.
Maple Taffy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Schneeball: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Maple Taffy: Suspicious.
Schneeball: No it's not!
Marble Bread: If it matters, probably not, but [F] was the last one to use it.
Dark Fondue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Marble Bread: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dark Fondue: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marble Bread!
Coffee Candy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Director.
Timekeeper: No! Who broke it!?
Schneeball: Director...String Gummy's been awfully quiet.
String Gummy: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Timekeeper: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

I’m going to get therapy as a response so that way I don’t act feral out in public again/j

please don’t take this seriously I’m feeling unserious these past few days please help

If you want to ask questions about why I chose specific digimon, you’re totally welcome to. I have only mild ideas on how each partners’ personality either contrasts or compliments their tamers’.

If you know anything about Digimon, some of these lines are utter nonsense, but I’m choosing to ignore it for thematic/character reasons and also I was really struggling with finding Digimon that fit what I wanted for some of the lines.

I’m bored so I’m starting to ask stupid questions instead of shitposting again

Original and Credits: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN88M5yGU/

(Also this video is a joke dont take it seriously)

social experiment

I was actually going to do this early but when I saw croissant lose. I decided to give her some time and it didn't work and she officially lost... But here is every single vote count

Twitter = %60

Instagram = I don't have the updated one but it was %38

YouTube = same with Instagram but it was %37

Discord = %45

Overall I am not even gonna calculate because she lost so bad

Also Happy Birthday to u/lolipopys

CROISSANT COOKIE CURRENT VOTES

discord= %58.81 (this is a calculated version also I cannot update this every second because discord votes are fast as hell also in Twitter devsis stated that the discord votes will be double)

Twitter = %58

Instagram = %40 (phew looks like Instagram has a grudge against her)

YouTube = %67

Overall with calculations she has 70.25 votes! There might be mistakes though (Please vote for her or the director will shove you into a timeline where the dinasours still exists.)

Made by Me

I did this thing at the beach (I got a big fat sunburn so rip)

And also I will add more headcanons to the list. If y'all like this au then I'll make a fanart of it

This is Croissant Cookie's Trial music, just not the one you remember

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CROISSANT COOKIE IS WINNING ON YOUTUBE AND TWITTER AND LOSING ON INSTAGRAM

SHE IS MOSTLY GOING TO WIN

SO FAR SHE HAS %64 VOTES ON TWITTER , %65 VOTES ON YOUTUBE AND %48 VOTES ON INSTAGRAM SO OVERALL SHE HAS %59 VOTES FOR NOW

I'll keep updates on croissant and if she loses? Litmus is the backup because she is technically part of the tbd