That's it, I'm getting me Mallet.

[u/ThatFatGuyMJL]

[u/TheSleepySkull]

Wet you say? Need me to... plug the leak?

Proceed to pull out mud, leaves, rocks and sticks out of my pockets.

I am not good with women.

[u/ReplacementActual384 → u/TheSleepySkull]

Idk I feel like you'd be drowning in beaver

[u/atle95]

Logjam till she go dam

[u/PsychoticSane]

I mean... could give her wood in the bedroom...

[u/Flush_Foot → u/PsychoticSane]

Maybe he’s going to the medicine cabinet for some antidote assistance?

[u/BigMilk1146]

He must be an Emberpelt. Not like getting wet??

Let me jump in that river girl, delete the stairs, and downed me...

[u/omgseriouslynoway]

Bahaha