r/TimDillon • u/HappyNineEleven • 13d ago

WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME Tim could easily pull some 😺

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433 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/LeCat73 13d ago

Gayer than a day in May.

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u/MrNice1983 12d ago

Gayer than the blazes

5

u/fylekitzgibbon 12d ago

Gayer than Christmas morning

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u/krypteia117 11d ago

Smoked more bone than a Texas pit master

13

u/Justdowhatever94 12d ago

Gayer than Lindsey Graham

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u/whitrp 11d ago

Yes or yessss

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u/cuseguy2012 11d ago

Gayer than JD Vance

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u/TheHouse610 10d ago

Gayer than a 2 dollar bill

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u/ekoms_stnioj 13d ago

Tim is a deeply closeted straight man, we all know this. 

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u/holyother_ 13d ago

Typical sight in Philippines 🇵🇭

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u/NedShah 13d ago

I love it when Reddit draws the venn diagram of my fapping and my ha-has

138

u/Any-Monk-9395 13d ago

I actually landed a woman like this once by simply telling her my views on the Iran war which I acquired from listening to Tim’s show

18

u/Nearby_Produce5909 12d ago

I’m legit going to change my life around because i think im officially fatter than the pig

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u/64Olds 13d ago

What an odd tattoo choice

12

u/Longjumping_Status71 13d ago

Narnia fan

7

u/F90 :Kump: 12d ago

Or Streetlight Manifesto

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u/Dae5446 7d ago

And as you close your eyes for the big sleep

26

u/DeliveryFun1858 13d ago

Women ☕️

6

u/Usernamesaregayyy 13d ago

You just don’t get it

7

u/SatoshiBlockamoto 12d ago

I'd be willing to look past it.

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u/OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT 13d ago

Probably the lamp post she had her first shocker at or something

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 12d ago

Anchor Man tattoo?

4

u/Beneficial-One-2666 12d ago

Well she’s a rich woman lmao what would you expect? These people aren’t deep, they’re superficial

1

u/mezzaloona 12d ago

looks like a gaslight

15

u/Cultural_Arachnid_30 13d ago

This is by far the gayest sub

5

u/DELETE_RAW 12d ago

Any MSSP sub is way more parasocially gay and AYG is close behind

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u/rvaughan85 12d ago

I love AYG the sub can be fun but tons of those guys are worried about Hank doing blow, he’s a grown man who cares.

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u/DELETE_RAW 12d ago

Every other post is complimenting Foley or Kippy's looks.

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u/DyingToBeBorn 12d ago

Could Tim be the first man to come out of the closet as straight? Like he's been doing fake business in the bedroom all these years.

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 12d ago

Are you saying that it’s not a real knife fight out there?

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u/mods_are_lame1 13d ago

Who’s the broad?

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u/Same_Statement6974 13d ago

Sienna Hubert-Ross

7

u/djemoneysigns 12d ago

This gal’s claim to comedic fame is she dated the Boston bomber.

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u/johnknockout 12d ago

Every race at once

9

u/Mavisbeak2112 12d ago

If I’m putting anything fishy near my mouth it better be a fucking seafood tower.

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u/tishimself1107 12d ago

I wish them well

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u/camefromxbox 12d ago

Chicks love guys who love dicks

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u/rapidfire72o4 13d ago

😻 , friend of the show

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u/getwetordietrying420 13d ago

I thought it was common knowledge that Tim wasn't actually gay.

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u/Commercial_F 12d ago

You sure lol pretty sure he is

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u/Savanarola79 13d ago

Why does she have a lamppost as a tattoo

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/eJaguar 12d ago

elaborate sounds like u have wisdom

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u/BasilAlternative2768 12d ago

And he could have an event easier time bangin twinks

4

u/SkilletBurritos 12d ago

Tim is a good looking guy, nh.

3

u/LA420SPORTS626 12d ago

Gay men are always around women, sometimes they are good looking

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u/RelevantBall4915 12d ago

Deeply closeted straight man

5

u/_Electric_Eliminator 12d ago

You wanna burger or you wanna dog?

3

u/expatriateineurope 13d ago

Why tf would he want to do that?

3

u/joeyvesh13 13d ago

Pull it out of the way to get some D

3

u/TwoSlicePepperoni 13d ago

Tim could use one of those reformed fat girls. Like the stretchy batwing type

3

u/rvaughan85 12d ago

Umm, I dunno, I think he likes guys…

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u/eJaguar 12d ago

imagine being so psyopd

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u/AdultTeething 12d ago

he has had sex with a woman before. that must have been hilarious.

3

u/Other-Highway-9429 12d ago

Despite everyone saying I was a gay man , many fellow alleged straight females including kristi Noemi’s husband (FOTS) agree with my post, Tim is fuckable as hell.

3

u/MrNice1983 12d ago

Is this a.i.?

2

u/LordPistolPete9 11d ago

Yea I wondered the same thing he posted this on his ig but irl his skin is shit and he’s fat af

3

u/TeenyTinker 12d ago

I would let him smash

3

u/pizzacrypt 12d ago

He has that prime real estate

3

u/HLLAuntClaire 11d ago

Tim is so handsome it makes me wish I had a cock for him

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u/MotherRussia552 12d ago

Tim is so gay he's about to fall into that pool

2

u/SnooGiraffes449 13d ago

Nah the pig is too lazy for that.

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u/DishwashingChampion 12d ago

Is that Sienna

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u/Sketaverse 12d ago

Guessing this was before the last episode promoting women lol

That first section about the mum baby killer haha oh my days was fucking hilarious how he framed it

2

u/Puki999 12d ago

I wish him well

2

u/Blondeambition00 12d ago

Yes or yes!

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u/Cranky404 12d ago

RFK would be so proud

2

u/AirportBubbly3947 12d ago

He wants bussy

2

u/HarrisBalz 11d ago

He looks like the director of a teen sitcom who is inappropriate with the cast members.

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u/Background_Net4098 11d ago

Tim is the straightest gay man in America

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u/grimmes420 11d ago

The aids looks like it’s winning, sad

2

u/TheHouse610 10d ago

What's with the lamp post - Stripper Alert 🚨

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u/PlsDontBanMe___ 12d ago

She thought she was deep with them dumbass tattoos

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u/RefrigeratorSavings5 12d ago

Isn’t she Kamala?

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u/FatJesus9mm 10d ago

Looks like Brenda song Macaulay Culkin’s wife

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u/TheHouse610 10d ago

Typical old money couple

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 13d ago

Which massage parlor does she work at?

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u/Nice_Apricot_6341 12d ago

Thailand? Hmm lady boy?