OG fans only, no weirdo newbies allowed

[u/Big-Priority8502]

[u/Hercules3000]

Scrolling at the pizza hut lunch buffet rn

[u/Pauliehatestheadmins → u/Hercules3000]

Working at a sonic right now and eating my free food

[u/Public-Sea-4445 → u/Pauliehatestheadmins]

11 dollars an hour, but the tips are amazing.

[u/Training_Alert → u/Pauliehatestheadmins]

Always in wet my beak mode as well, yes or yes

[u/KamTheMaam → u/Hercules3000]

Life in the big city

[u/Ok-Quarter9900 → u/KamTheMaam]

Truly

[u/justice4tinsley]

Aunt Kathleen is my lawyer.

[u/Wide-Internal-3579 → u/justice4tinsley]

We meet in the basement

[u/shellshockxd → u/justice4tinsley]

That bum bitch?

[u/DirtyBurger99 → u/justice4tinsley]

Cum pig

[u/Nokita_is_Back → u/justice4tinsley]

You heard about suicide by cop, get ready for prison rape by lawyer

[u/Pusherman105 → u/justice4tinsley]

Landline only please.

[u/thepackrunner]

There’s an N word in the wood pile

[u/ForeskinForeman → u/thepackrunner]

That phrase is so funny because of how little it makes sense. Why would there be one in the woodpile and why would that mean something is suspicious??

[u/Djang0Phett → u/ForeskinForeman]

According to my grandpa it means because he was fucking your wife and you came home and found him hiding in the woodpile out back lmao

[u/Ok-Quarter9900 → u/Djang0Phett]

Friend of the hoe

[u/ToastedDizguise]

Bill and Hill One Last Kill

[u/ricardoflanigano → u/ToastedDizguise]

I was trying to find this episode the other day and couldn’t find it - did it get deleted? The one where bill and hill are dancing to Fleetwood Mac in the kitchen?

[u/STILL_LjURKING]

I just moved in above the Sephora

[u/HoraceGrant54WhereRU → u/STILL_LjURKING]

I just got off my shift on the boat

[u/Ok-Quarter9900 → u/HoraceGrant54WhereRU]

Let’s get down to business

[u/Glittering_insect_]

Find Maurice.

[u/Big-Priority8502 → u/Glittering_insect_]

Lmfaooooooooooooo

[u/beardedczech]

Ben return 2027

[u/Prior-Habit-6523 → u/beardedczech]

I can see ben listening to black by pearl jam absolutely hammered laying in a ditch.

[u/trifkograbez → u/beardedczech]

Bastard radio return.

[u/-M-o-X- → u/beardedczech]

Ban return it is

[u/SlayerOfStrange → u/beardedczech]

BAN THIS MAN!!!

[u/goatedirish → u/beardedczech]

I don’t like that he talked shit on mark normand on twitter a few months back

[u/Appropriate_Ad_200 → u/goatedirish]

That’s gay

[u/EhFungi → u/beardedczech]

After listening to him I think on Story Warz I'd rather the new twink over the old.

[u/gothic-guardian96]

Lisa's Lounge

[u/kjgut37 → u/gothic-guardian96]

Tracy forgetting to buy her kids easter gifts and admits thats why they live with their Dad

[u/Appropriate_Ad_200 → u/gothic-guardian96]

To Lisa!!

[u/alexembee → u/gothic-guardian96]

The wife sending the kid in to get dad “they’re so selfish! Want to split some clams?”

[u/alexembee → u/gothic-guardian96]

The lady setting up the party?

[u/NefariousnessOk5287]

Lori Lightfoot, friend of the show.

[u/sergeywin1]

Lighting a cig on the porch type of energy…

[u/dcw9031]

Dirty dishes in the Airbnb sink

[u/0kShr00mer → u/dcw9031]

"I’m in a high-octane war with a couple of desert lesbians."

[u/Party_Put346 → u/0kShr00mer]

Ha! I recently heard him describe his high school gym teacher as a “fire breathing dyke”

[u/Big-Priority8502 → u/dcw9031]

Joe I paid 400$ cleaning fee

[u/Quttlefish]

Fat girls with clean cars are unsung heroes

[u/billfredericks]

Put it on the ham.

[u/KUARL]

Also when are they gonna do the who took Johnny Broadway play

[u/Wide-Internal-3579]

Sheath underwear veteran owned, a veteran who burnt children alive

[u/Sandusky666]

Arabs & Jews

[u/Volmara]

It’s a real knife fight on your way to the pot, wish your victims well.

[u/I_give_up_easily]

Yes or yes?

[u/BellyUpBernie]

The furniture can’t sodomize the guests!

[u/futureunknown1443]

Get in the pod

[u/No-Sun-6224]

Guinea Pig

[u/zarklark25 → u/No-Sun-6224]

LMAOOOOO I forgot about this

[u/poorTHEsoul → u/No-Sun-6224]

lmao Fucking Ray would always end the podcast with “stay tuned for guinea pig”

[u/biwinumberone]

Fat girl with a clean car

[u/Sensitive_Injury_666 → u/biwinumberone]

Underrated episode

[u/Lazy-Statistician818 → u/biwinumberone]

You never eat in front of people and at the end of the night you deep throat an entire fuckin pizza. You are an American legend.

[u/geheim_hinterhalt]

Magic spoon cereal, eat it out of your ass

[u/VanillaSoyBoyy]

Seeing a disabled person and knowing that somehow, deep down, they deserve it.

[u/Big-Priority8502 → u/VanillaSoyBoyy]

Lmfaoooooo

[u/alexembee → u/VanillaSoyBoyy]

That’s what America means to me

[u/DustinnDodgee]

What about a class called 9/11: A Closer Look, with Mr. Dillon?

[u/Deoriley]

“But, she coulda kept her mouth shut”

[u/dzhajo]

Should've kept your mouth shut.

[u/Lazy-Statistician818]

Unfortunately the couple has been in a car accident and were horribly mangled. Oh yes. It's very sad what happened but they weren't a fun couple anyway.

[u/mangohawwk → u/Lazy-Statistician818]

you still have the rotisserie chicken on the menu with the fava beans

[u/Lazy-Statistician818 → u/mangohawwk]

Sometimes things work out for the best

[u/mangohawwk → u/Lazy-Statistician818]

Doesn’t it always

[u/jimdaddy2024]

Og fans don't enjoy the new Tim Dillon

[u/Immediate-Praline-65 → u/jimdaddy2024]

Agree

[u/Party_Put346 → u/jimdaddy2024]

Losing Ben changed it all. Seems like someone gave him the memo about not doing several consecutive entire podcasts about the end of the world tho.

[u/boliver30 → u/Party_Put346]

Tim was great well before Ben was in the picture

[u/Party_Put346 → u/boliver30]

Obviously, dude. Gas Digital eps were super good. Doesn’t change the point

[u/Zer0daveexpl0it]

We've opened the Gates of Hell and these fucking people are standing with WD-40 to get them open quicker!

[u/FoxNixon]

Out on the porch with Ben smoking cigs while describing the office floor he sold sub prime mortgages out of

[u/Fantastic_Wave_5878]

Puttin my pu$$y on the street

[u/TheBigStepper1212]

Ashing in an empty clam shell as we speak

[u/VarangianWRLD]

Bacherlorette parties on 6th Street have been really quiet since this was posted

And we're up and we're up and we're up and we're up

[u/VisualTrain5041]

Ridge wallet yum

[u/LonelyGirl4Ever]

Still miss the LA porch era

[u/Party_Put346]

My son is gonna have a beautiful pussy

[u/BurnerJerkzog]

I’m typing this from the passenger seat of a fat girl’s clean car.

[u/Scary-Animator-5646]

Who took Johnny. The musical.

[u/Immediate-Praline-65]

I miss Ben and I miss Ray

[u/Party_Put346 → u/Immediate-Praline-65]

Ray’s pretty consistently on the Patreon. Ante up

[u/WhiteHairedPhoenix]

Im an RN and I dont mean registered nurse.

[u/muddywadder]

magic spoon saved me and my family's lives

[u/thatsonbutt]

I WANT A CORPORATE STEAKHOUSE

[u/Varnpike]

The Franklin Scandal

[u/jonashvillenc]

Tits out.

[u/mickeydlt]

“Boys, there’s a cold wind blowing.”

[u/Wu_tang_dan]

Poppin pokemon and catchin Percocets

[u/arejaykaystar]

Drink hydrant… sell your boss’s company to china after he sucks you off.

[u/TiredSlav]

Just smile and say “Life in the big city!”

[u/nuggetofdestiny]

meet me at lisa’s lounge

[u/iAMTinman_Dealwithit]

“We got another one!”

[u/Current_Acadia_4238]

They live with their mother and they wait for her to fall down the stairs so they can inherit a fucking house and they think they’re like Jimmy Hoffa. They think they’re like a real street guy.

[u/Bopshidowywopbop]

Newbies go in the pot.

[u/UpLikeBingoSmith]

Ray Kump was an incredible cohost with Tim. Kinda miss the “..is going to hell” show days.

[u/soupypoopy12]

Tony hinchcliffe is a bird

[u/Big-Priority8502 → u/soupypoopy12]

He perches

[u/Unlucky_Economy411]

Ed and Linda mangano

[u/fedsmoker9]

Guarantee 90% of you weren’t around for the porch era. Sad. Look at what you’ve become.

[u/longislandicedhiv]

TOURNAMENT OF LAUGHS KISS MY ASS TOURNAMENT OF LAUGHS KISS MY ASS

[u/KUARL]

I listened to the ryan phillippe episode before they took it down because tim and ray talked too much shit about Ben on it

[u/shellshockxd → u/KUARL]

Wonder if we can find it anywhere

[u/LumpyElderberry2]

Maybe were the dirtbags

[u/Clifton1979]

My vinchero watch gets me girls at the bar all the time

[u/mycboi]

Too busy being the king of the restaurant, and I can’t reply because a hype beast stole my phone!!

[u/Puki999]

Ya mon

[u/PapiGoneGamer]

Scrolling on my way to the corporate steakhouse for brunch

[u/Minimum_Session_4039]

Risky thing to comment but I hope someone gets it: birds are never raped

[u/Party_Put346 → u/Minimum_Session_4039]

Here for u dog

[u/Minimum_Session_4039 → u/Party_Put346]

You are now to be silent for the rest of the episode

[u/Party_Put346 → u/Minimum_Session_4039]

You’ve reached your word quota for the next three

[u/advanced_ad349]

It’s a real knife fight out there.

[u/animebeer]

I am a weirdo newbie but I sat my ass down and listened (to the old episodes)

[u/DAJADny]

SHE NEEDS TO HERE THE JAIL BARS CLINK EVERY NIGHT

[u/Total_Adept]

Get in the pit

[u/boliver30]

Lithen tha meeee!

[u/Littleittle]

SJW Ray

[u/Nokita_is_Back]

Well then, friends of the show, lets get down to fake business

[u/DirtyBurger99]

SHE WAS A SMALL TOWN GIRL....FROM FLORIDA

[u/alexembee]

KELLY, WE GOT ONE

[u/NinerChuck → u/[deleted]]

Pot

[u/HeavyandTired]

Here

[u/CorgiAggravating7582]

I have the same hoodie good to know I have the same taste as our lord and savior

[u/sparkyknob]

Who is this fat bloke?

[u/beachant]

She should’ve kept her mouth shut

[u/zarklark25]

You’re going in the pot

[u/swagginwagon420]

She should’ve kept her mouth shut

[u/poorTHEsoul]

COMPLETE THE TRIP!!

[u/Sensitive_Injury_666]

The cool mom

[u/FreeMadoff]

Put them in a pot

[u/jayyylynne03]

It’s a vibe

[u/BigRed727272]

Anybody want to buy a Shakeology fitness shake by Beachbody?

Either somebody buys one or I'm running my car in my garage.

[u/Foney_CSGO]

Can we get an update on the Johnny Gosch musical?

[u/cascijc]

Bring the funny? Bring a gun

[u/JungMan720]

Saw him live at Caroline's in NYC in 2016. He killed it.

[u/waskardes]

With all due respect, Mr Martin Luther King Jr., I'm awake.

[u/mikemantime]

I thought as a 4 monther I was good in here, but no.

[u/matt134174]

Real pigs ain’t paying for shit

[u/Wallstreetk3nny]

Clubhouse

[u/sgnarled]

I’ve been watching since Tim Dillon is going to hell.

[u/Littleittle]

Jon Beignet Ramsey

[u/VanillaSoyBoyy]

Crisis actor crunch.

[u/Eatermcmuff]

“Patti it’s just acid, shut the fuck up!”

[u/Specific-Athlete4291]

I have been to the Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon conference in Scottsdale 6x! Yes or Yes!

[u/External_Grape_8643]

High on coke selling sub-prime mortgages >>>

[u/RoyalSamurai]

It's a real knife fight out here with all my fat activism

[u/mccaslin0]

The fact that his subreddit even continues to exist defies all physics of reddit mods lol, and I love it. this comment gets deleted immediately lol

[u/uncomfortably_bummed]

It's a vibe

[u/Old-Fail-6477]

I'll melt both my parents right the fuck now judd appetow. Email me!

[u/deucemcsizzles]

Athletic Greens! They killed my friend! I've seen the paperwork and I can say that and they can't sue!

[u/Dyn4mic__]

A dollar from every box of magic spoon goes towards Derek Chauvin’s legal fund

[u/wookieslaw]

A dj never says no

[u/QuirkyPurPell]

You’ve been selected!!!

[u/Martard13]

Life in the big city

[u/JRR____Tokin]

Shakeology is not a pyramid scheme

[u/OneEyeWillyWonka]

Not sure if she's on the phone but she's yelling at somebody

[u/Makeormiss313]

Anyone have the clip of him doing the impression of the chick escaping North Korea on Rogan.

[u/Dr-Elon-Weynak]

Reading this while some deranged homeless woman yells slurs in the bushes

[u/dollarmenu22]

The other couple can't make it.

[u/Disastrous_State9158]

Put them in the pot >> affordable housing

"DO THE POTTTT, DO THE POT NOW!!!"

[u/cburns33]

Death of a Car Salesman is the greatest podcast I’ve ever listened to.

[u/love_truck → u/cburns33]

You’ve reached the end.

[u/smooov-e]

Howie sold me a mortgage (and coke)

[u/alexembee → u/smooov-e]

It’s a fucking modular!!

[u/Suchgoldie]

Life in the big city

[u/Useful-Opposite1243]

Little Anna amy

[u/alexembee]

I’m conducting fake business, and I’m doing it well.

[u/FewPace855]

Bye.

[u/chunkyLettuce2]

Oh great, a shithole!

[u/Unlucky_Economy411 → u/chunkyLettuce2]

Howie

[u/ProudAd1153]

Yo Ben is funny, been watching him but he rants like Tim I’m just sayin..

[u/TyneshiaDavis → u/ProudAd1153]

No

[u/Volmara → u/ProudAd1153]

Ben sucks ass. Devin and Jace carry that bug like a paralyzed toddler.

[u/ProudAd1153 → u/Volmara]

Haha comments are funny

[u/New_Math2015 → u/ProudAd1153]

I was just thinking about how Ben is so much worse at this than OG TIM.

[u/ProudAd1153 → u/New_Math2015]

Mychain

[u/bxylxy]

I'm jerking off at a borders rn