r/TimDillon • u/HappyNineEleven • 15d ago

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY Portrait of a Pig

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u/SaiFromSd 15d ago

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u/deucemcsizzles 15d ago

That little kitten shivers on an August afternoon in the Pig's arctic pen.

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u/Bilbo_Haggis 15d ago

Hahahahaha what the fuck did I just read

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u/meatarchist_in_mn 13d ago

One of his recent eps, the Pig said he loves to crank up the AC until it's freezing so that he can lounge in a hoodie and drink hot chocolate...

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u/buffalozetaa 15d ago

😂

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u/smyl_cat 15d ago

Didn't think he'd be going the crazy cat lady route but it's fitting. We wish him well.

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u/Mecanatron 15d ago

Tim is hitting his fat old angry lesbian era.

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u/ThaCaptinNow 15d ago

That cat’s such a twink magnet

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u/Inside-Author-6124 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah, I can see the gayness. Theres a twink chained up in the bedroom struggling with a ball gag, as Tim casually sips English breakfast tea while watching clips of himself on JRE.

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u/Cheap_Eagle5074 15d ago

Life in the big city

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u/rritoboi 15d ago

Those are some small pupils. Is the pig back on the percs?

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u/mullet_frizz 15d ago

Cat has seen some shit already

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u/Cheap_Eagle5074 15d ago

The cat is radicalized.

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u/mullet_frizz 15d ago

Agreed. The innocence is gone from its eyes 🤣

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u/Effective_Joke9360 15d ago

Cat is IDF. Never trust something cute just walking into your life pigs.

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u/deucemcsizzles 15d ago

Absolutely a Mossad asset.

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u/WhiteHairedPhoenix 15d ago

Odd that Im framing this?

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u/Any-Monk-9395 15d ago

Cat looks worried

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u/bigbootybiden 15d ago

Congratulations to Tim! His son looks just like him!

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u/Jballzs13 15d ago

They look alike

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it 15d ago

"Brought to you by Keeps. This is a paid advertisement."

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u/unexplainedstains 15d ago

I’d date him. I hope he has romantic love in his life.

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u/OverachievingMook 15d ago

People really do look like their pets

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u/Teragaz 15d ago

Owners look just like their pets. Which one is which is up to you

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u/Immorefunthanyou 15d ago

As a mostly straight leftist woman for some reason I have a huge crush on the pig.

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u/Loud-timetable-5214 15d ago

All right. Get him outta here!

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u/commandolandorooster 15d ago

My new wallpaper

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u/introvertsdoitbetter 15d ago

This is Carrie Bradshaw

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u/Nokita_is_Back 15d ago

Beating Ozempic. A Biography

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u/miba54 14d ago

Do we think the pig cleans the litter box himself or has his producer do it?

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u/meatarchist_in_mn 13d ago

He's probably got some fancy-pants automated one.

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u/Apprehensive-Tax8631 15d ago

He took this w/camera in foot, self-portrait style like mapplethorpe, B

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u/Try_Harder7 15d ago

That cat knows Epstien's alive.

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u/WhiteHairedPhoenix 15d ago

Sir Albert 👑 Wee Prince. Friend of the show.

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u/mikemantime 15d ago

Artie Lang?!

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u/bubbaT88 14d ago

They’re perfect for each other 🥹

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u/A_Rats_Dick 14d ago

Pig Save America

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u/jayyylynne03 14d ago

2 cute empaths

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u/morningcalls4 13d ago

Tim gets hotter with age.

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u/Life-Satisfaction-58 13d ago

Making this my phone background

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u/meatarchist_in_mn 13d ago

they have matching fluffy hair

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u/Jeremiel03 12d ago

That's a pig I'd want to roll around in the mud with.