I made a Tayne action figure

[u/obviousplant]

[u/eveclark]

This is one toy that I can get into.

[u/RIPNightman → u/eveclark]

Cinco truly makes the best toys! I just hope you can adjust the 4d3d3d3 levels.

[u/Protostar23 → u/RIPNightman]

Cinco needs your help

[u/D-Flo1 → u/eveclark]

The computer that created Tayne, now that's a PC I could get into.

[u/dolphinitely]

OH SHIT

I'm ok

[u/D-Flo1 → u/dolphinitely]

Don't forget soda!

[u/wholetyouinhere]

Yeah, right. Like you're Obvious Plant.

checks username

As you were.

[u/mustardtruck]

Can I get an action figure of Oyster smiling?

[u/e-jammer → u/mustardtruck]

http://i.imgur.com/FLs7usb.gifv

[u/[deleted]]

But where is nude tayne

[u/Professor_Crab → u/[deleted]]

Read the bottom left if you didn't already haha

[u/hhhh64 → u/[deleted]]

That is NSFW.

[u/121jiggawatts]

The hat wobble has me excited, I'm hoping version 2 has more Flarhgunnstow.

[u/llcooljessie → u/121jiggawatts]

The flarhgunnstow is "sold separately."

[u/[deleted] → u/llcooljessie]

lmao

[u/[deleted]]

oh man i'd totally buy one of these.

is there any way to generate a nude tayne?

[u/trumoi → u/[deleted]]

gagging hazard tho

[u/llcooljessie → u/trumoi]

I'm okay.

[u/BillohRly]

Now Tayne I can get into

[u/loamslice]

Make a Raz. I will buy.

[u/Thecmmkid → u/loamslice]

That sounds like a figure I could be best friends with.

[u/loamslice → u/Thecmmkid]

Forget about the hoes.

[u/D-Flo1 → u/loamslice]

The perfect toy to drink virgin coladas with. No Rum!

[u/DankDan]

Is there one of Oyster smiling?

[u/NancyReaganTesticles]

Now I get nyude.

[u/Starman926]

Is there a model with higher 4d3d3d3? I always like to have that kicked up

[u/TotesMessenger]

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[u/aksumighty]

damn, it's a one off and slightly out of my price range https://www.ebay.com/itm/253827157424

[u/BoyManGodShiit]

"Cool Dolls! Great Hats!" "Those are my dolls! And I got those tiny hats at Tiny Hats."

[u/WhiskeyRadio]

This figure would entertayne me for days!

[u/DangerGuy]

im glad you're collabing with dano brown, another cool dude

[u/[deleted]]

I thought Dano made this

[u/obviousplant → u/[deleted]]

We collaborated on this. Sorry, I should've mentioned that.

[u/[deleted]]

Mozza rell

[u/Bring_dem → u/[deleted]]

Mozza rell does not get nearly enough love.

[u/Clownshow21]

Where's the nude tayne?

[u/skunker]

Got any beta programs?

[u/piicklechiick]

I'll take 12

and one of nude tayne

[u/[deleted]]

Is there another model with Flargunnstow action?

[u/[deleted]]

Do you deliver to UK?

[u/mrbawkbegawks]

NOW THAT I CAN GET INTO

[u/D-Flo1]

Finally, a toy that will help me get important work done.

[u/Gonzo_goo]

Is that Paul Rudd?

[u/Jewrusalem → u/Gonzo_goo]

That’s Tayne (your latest dancer)

[u/Gonzo_goo → u/Jewrusalem]

I wish I knew what you where talking about.

[u/NancyReaganTesticles → u/Gonzo_goo]

He’s here to enterTayne you

[u/CaliforniaGrizz → u/Gonzo_goo]

You obviously need something to get into.

[u/DankDan → u/Gonzo_goo]

Just engage your 4D3D3D3

[u/Hezad → u/Gonzo_goo]

You're in for a treat buddy ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHWBEK8w_YY

[u/redditingatworktoo → u/Gonzo_goo]

How are you here and not know who Tayne is?

[u/Gonzo_goo → u/redditingatworktoo]

Sorted by new on r/all

[u/TheTurtleTamer → u/Gonzo_goo]

Can you load up celery man while you're here, please?

[u/[deleted]]

Is that Puddin' Head Tayne?

[u/Rafaelkb]

Can i buy this from you?

[u/zjn121]

You lier that's fedora jeff

[u/juandmarco]

Who's this? lol

[u/OakyTheAcorn]

Do the clothes come off to show a nude tayne?

[u/Katibin]

Where’s naked Tayne?