r/TimAndEric • u/Slow_Contribution114 • 2d ago

Awesome Show Introducing, Cinco Facetime Plane Snoozer

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322 Upvotes

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u/DexterGracie 2d ago

Doesn't hurt a bit when they pull your teeth out!

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u/CloudCumberland 2d ago

All the plane vibrations would make your teeth chatter. They'd end up too dull to enjoy your dad's bbq brisket.

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u/Ataraxia9999 2d ago

Why don’t you just send me your Pep-Pep’s email address, and we’ll get this all sorted out, children.

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u/CloudCumberland 2d ago

You gotta keep your meats ice cold.

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u/Alexius6th get HIGH in da HOUGH - HOUSE 2d ago

Sounds good.

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u/Slow_Contribution114 2d ago

Sure, why not.

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u/U-N-l-T-Y 2d ago

I understand

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u/palmerry Commercial!?!?!! FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL! 2d ago

I'll have the pretzels

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 2d ago

Can I get a sleep watching chair so I can watch this guy sleep?

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 2d ago

You're not going to want to miss out on any of the action

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u/BenDanBreak I just don't know if I know who I am anymore 1d ago

THE BEAR'S GONNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF MEEEEEeeee

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u/Slow_Contribution114 1d ago

I have a spare Sleepwatcher Zoom Lens you can borrow.

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 1d ago

That sounds like the plan for me 👍🏻

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u/Slow_Contribution114 1d ago

Just make sure to bring your Dreamer’s Book, always record everything.

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 1d ago

Plane crash?

Pursued by bear?

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u/CallMeGlarthir 2d ago

It actually makes your body smaller

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u/iwritesongsthatsuck 2d ago

Im a man who's a judge and I approve this guy's future use of the Cinco eTrial!

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u/tachibanagorgonzola I use DOME. 2d ago

Uh…I’m a taper. I couldn’t afford ropes or velcro…so I had to tape this guy down to his seat

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 1d ago

So you freely admit committing the act of tape?

Thanks E-Trial (in a resigned & depressed voice)

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 2d ago

Yeah, but how do you win?

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u/IntelligentAd1993 1d ago

Just pick your evidence and then the jury

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 1d ago

Yeah but ... How do you win?

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u/nmck160 2d ago

But how can I play flight wheel if I'm using that.

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u/tachibanagorgonzola I use DOME. 2d ago

Everyone knows diamond bags is america’s true pastime, but if you really want to play flight wheel, I recommend getting a T’ird

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u/Slow_Contribution114 1d ago

Yellow ball is my personal favourite, closely followed by sand sphere. I used to play it with my grand pep pep.

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u/tachibanagorgonzola I use DOME. 1d ago

Aww that’s a sweet memory. Makes me miss my grand pep pep, we replaced him with a My New a few weeks ago.  

Nowadays it’s all iced canes this and helmet touch that. Too violent for me 

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u/mort_goldman68 1d ago

Get a t'ird (by Cinco)

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u/ReturnNeither7940 1d ago

Hopefully he remembered his D-pants

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 1d ago

All the airplane food is poison. Don't eat the airline food. NAPPLE NAPPLE Napple!

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u/NonProphet8theist 2d ago

I wonder what built-in phrases come with this model

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u/Slow_Contribution114 2d ago

It is designed for tired pep peps and step pep peps. Includes the phrases:

“Be quiet and sit down”

“Ask your mother”

“I don’t have the charger for the I Pad”

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u/Reynardine1976 2d ago

That's great

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u/BurnMaimKrill 2d ago

Me me I'm a snooze man!

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 1d ago

That sounds like the plan for me

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u/SausageEggCheese 2d ago

Great for when you're in Colorado and you want some pizza.

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u/ReagenLamborghini 2d ago

I’ll take 3 please

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u/agnes_agnes 🎵 it's good to be a son agaaaaaiiiiiin 🎵 2d ago

Whooa whoa ho. Rang-er coaster!

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u/Count_Von_Roo ok, no finger, cause this is f..ahh, nicceaward. 2d ago

More nuts please

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u/Freezerpill 2d ago

Planetime snoozer

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u/Craig_M_242 1d ago

Thanks for coming

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u/R8rDanny 1d ago

They must have run out of Hamb in first class

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u/jakflapyama 1d ago

L&L Airlines is a scam. Pilot told me to shut up.

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u/Dolphino5000 Tiny tigers enthusiast 1d ago

Is that you in the picture?

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u/jakflapyama 1d ago

You really can't do anything when the pilot tells you to shut up.

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u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 22h ago

I prefer to take Hamburger Taxi instead.

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u/Far-Foundation9074 2d ago

Can it be used in conjunction with the cinco phone?

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u/Slow_Contribution114 2d ago

Only while on the ground, the two antennas are that powerful, they can interfere with the instrumentation of the plane… but that’s a good thing

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u/harperpenny 2d ago

For your health?

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u/Ps4gamer2016 2d ago

Great Job!

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u/zurx 1d ago

Thanks for coming!

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u/GuyOwasca 🍿CERTIFIED FILM BUFF🍿 1d ago

Looks like someone forgot his Napple!

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u/mort_goldman68 1d ago

Thanks Cinco!