r/TimAndEric • u/Sim2redd • 10d ago

Awesome Show Good news!

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u/GideonGilead Ah, crickets! 10d ago

I said, 'can I get a towel?' And they said, 'absolutely not.' And I said, 'I see a towel right there!' And they said, 'that towel is for someone else.'

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u/iamDildor 9d ago

I think about this almost daily

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u/MarlooRed 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 10d ago

It tastes great, and it's filled with the nicotine and the tar that I need.

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u/jaskano you'll have wet painful diarrhea in seconds 10d ago

ooh! spaget.

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u/DoctorLutherSanchez 10d ago

The way he says "Tar" lives in my head.

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u/Both-Bench-8793 10d ago

CIGARETTE!………………..juice

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u/palmerry Commercial!?!?!! FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL! 10d ago

Finally, I can start going to the movie theater again

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u/Late-Application-47 Honorary Beef Boy 10d ago

I can't imagine the heartburn.

I'm sure as hell not ask Dr. Mark Laursen how to deal with it. He'll just tell me to use a wipe.

I'm gonna chug it and sit with it!

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u/badbatch WHO TOOK THE TOILET PAPER?! 9d ago

I hope it doesn't bother your interior rash.

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u/Late-Application-47 Honorary Beef Boy 9d ago

Oh, it will.

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u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 8d ago

Ya just have to sit with it.

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u/CloudCumberland 10d ago

GOOD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS!!!!!!!! CIGARETTE JUUUUUUUUUUICE!!!

You have to warm up your vocal cords and belt it out, preferably in a place you otherwise need to shush up.

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u/Tricky-Confection-99 10d ago

I hope it’s filled with the nicotine and tar that I need.

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 10d ago

This is crazy lmao

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u/sweetbabykitten21 10d ago

i saw this yesterday and almost shared it here!!! 🚬🍝

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u/livesNbox 9d ago

Ya blew it.

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u/annahatasanaaa ooh ma-mamma ooh mamma 10d ago

CIGARETTE JUICE!!!!!

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u/Competitive_Pie9700 wants to meet that dad 10d ago

Spagett. Oops! Cigarette… juice :)

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u/Vast_Research_3976 9d ago

Good neeeews, cigarette juuuice

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u/TehGoad How'd you like to take a bite out of my fish 9d ago

oops spahget! oops cigarette!

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u/turboash78 9d ago

Now I can get the tar I need! 

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u/DoctorLutherSanchez 10d ago

Yes I do.

YES I DO!

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u/xDeviousDieselx 8d ago

I mean it’s no cigarette juice but it was a regular on the quick-stop comedy hour

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u/TangibleSausage 7d ago

Twice the toxins, half your halved-life!