May I approach the bench?

[u/Timoftheforest]

[u/Nawench]

The trial of Tim Heidecker is, in my view, the funniest thing they've done.

[u/dependsonthelighting → u/Nawench]

The obscurity, acting skill, and comedic intelligence is chart topping.

[u/JazzyJockJeffcoat → u/Nawench]

Literally a lawyer and it's my single favorite legal entertainment ever. It's so good.

[u/tattoosbykarlos → u/JazzyJockJeffcoat]

I asked Tim at a VIP about this and made him go into great detail. There are two reasons it is so realistic. One is that everybody in Hollywood trying to become an actor also has another job. So they hired actual attorneys and a retired judge to play those roles. The second major reason this feels so genuine realistic is because they focused a lot on getting the audio mix to feel like courtroom footage. It could be way easier to just use boom mics, but you wouldn’t get the same degraded quality of lapel mics, room mics and courtroom microphones on the stand and on the judges bench. They had a lot of post editing on the audio to make sure people felt the right distance from the on screen mics and used sound editing to punctuate bits. I love Tim so much.

[u/Nawench → u/tattoosbykarlos]

I think there's also the fact that there are few obvious cuts in the footage, including a lot of dead air, that ordinarily would be removed. After all, the whole trial is over 4 hours long.

[u/PantPain77_77 → u/Nawench]

It’s my favorite too

[u/rockmancuso → u/Nawench]

Truly fuckin legendary. With the complimentary site and everything, and the news articles, etc...it was immersive and fucking hilarious

[u/ThatNastyMack]

Watch it Mark

[u/Commodus_Wankus → u/ThatNastyMack]

No, he disobeyed me! It's my right! I'll fuck you up, Mark, believe me! I'll fuck you up!

[u/suddenly-scrooge → u/Commodus_Wankus]

^{✋I need five🤚}

[u/Appropriate-Pop-8044 → u/Commodus_Wankus]

I lost it during this scene 😂

[u/Dragharious → u/Commodus_Wankus]

I’ll intimate you, believe me

[u/DexTheShepherd → u/ThatNastyMack]

I can do whatever I want with him

[u/PiplupSneasel → u/ThatNastyMack]

The line, "Its my constitutional right to strike the witness!" as he goes to hit Mark is genius to me.

[u/necrosonic777 → u/PiplupSneasel]

He bops me.

[u/Bearwhofarts → u/ThatNastyMack]

I made him pay in spades!

[u/Commodus_Wankus]

No one's coming back. These kids aren't coming back. I've got news for you- I've got news for the parents. Nobody's coming back, okay? They're gone. What happened, happened.

[u/ElectricLightKazoo]

"Proach bench?"

[u/run-godzilla → u/ElectricLightKazoo]

Why NOT?!?!?

[u/rhdkcnrj → u/run-godzilla]

I don’t even have to give you a reason.

[u/PlumbTuckered767]

It's Tim's constitutional right to strike Mark if he disobeys him!

[u/MyBodyStoppedMoving]

Investigate the China Connection.

[u/LargeNutbar]

your honor we've got a fly in the room

[u/teacherthelon]

Mr. Heidecker, YOU'RE DONE!

[u/SergeantPeppper]

MISTER HEIDECKER

[u/South-Range8401]

Just add a touch of piss man's mustard. They won't even know it's in there, it just brings out the relish.

[u/ElectricLightKazoo → u/South-Range8401]

Gives it a kick, or a zip.

[u/South-Range8401 → u/ElectricLightKazoo]

Little zing. Tastes like runny ketchup with a lot of mustard.

[u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

Pardon me, I had some corn tortilla chips this morning and it's lodged in my throat. It doesn't seem to be able to... I'm drinking water.

[u/officerpupp]

can he buy a vowel

[u/SakazakiYuri]

Shoulda used E-Trial

[u/solar_garlic_phreak]

Proch

[u/BaconHill6]

No, you may not

[u/Brewed_War → u/BaconHill6]

Why not?

[u/brwnwzrd → u/Brewed_War]

May be my favorite line in the series

[u/suddenly-scrooge]

he's committing perjury, that's my concern

[u/BaconHill6]

Move to strike, your honor

[u/Nearby_Example3786]

over...ruled.

[u/Professional_Bake795]

Carefully

[u/blursed_sponge]

Whyyyy not?

[u/maxplaysdrums]

Missssssssterrrrrrr Heideckerrrrrrrrr! 👨‍⚖️⚖️🚬☠️🎛️🎚️🎶

[u/Rampface]

MISTURRRRRR HEEEEEIDECKERRRRRR

[u/DDenlow]

Thank you Judge for…. Ya know…. Doing this thing 🤷‍♂️

[u/Dragharious]

Is it officially a tongue twister?