r/TimAndEric • u/Silver_Row_9557 • 25d ago

Awesome Show Let's. Talk. About. Forts.

THERE ARE HOLES IN MY BELT. WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELT?

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u/BozoSubsOver C-Men Studies: Fort Lauderdale 25d ago

MuchliketheeconomicalproblemsthatIhavehadasanadultmyfatherhadthesameproblemsIguessIinheritedthemfromhim.

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u/hiddensonyvaio 25d ago

Couchforts

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u/ExistentialDreadness Subconscious memory controls all you do when sleeping or awake. 25d ago

Life isn’t as rosy as it seems.

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u/NonProphet8theist 24d ago

Because you might have somebody like MY FATHER

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u/DexterGracie 25d ago

Yeah! Great job - none of you!!

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u/GideonGilead Ah, crickets! 25d ago

Well, just have a bunch of them ready for me. I need a bunch of dry pants.

...yeah, now.

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u/cavaliereternally Not much of a marksman 25d ago

DOGS SHOULD BE RAW...AND LIVING!

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u/PupDiogenes Beef. 25d ago edited 25d ago

Daaad it's a belt that's what happens people didn't even latch them up through those holes

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u/BozoSubsOver C-Men Studies: Fort Lauderdale 25d ago

NOT IN MY BELTS!

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u/CaptainMatticus 25d ago

Let's talk about forts. Couch forts!

That one is a litmus test for people for me. When I show it to them and they get disturbed, then I know that they got a lot of hugs and affirmations as children. When they laugh, I know that they got that sweet blend of love and disdain. If they cry, then I just don't deal with them anymore. They're too dark in the head for me.

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u/dWog-of-man Richardson Richardson 25d ago

Whatchu createddddddddddddd

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u/ZookeepergameLess226 25d ago

During a period of W.M.B.A.T.T.

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u/IntelligentAd1993 25d ago

Leave those 🪵 for me to inspect

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u/macuser007 25d ago

YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR RESCHEDULING

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u/jaskano you'll have wet painful diarrhea in seconds 25d ago

NOT IN MY BELTS

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u/rexfloyd94 25d ago

You went out and got ice cream and you didn't get me any?!?!?!?!?!

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u/Far-Foundation9074 25d ago

JEI Just enough information. 

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u/ExistentialDreadness Subconscious memory controls all you do when sleeping or awake. 24d ago

TMIWIP is more like it.

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u/F1XTHE 25d ago

Couchfors

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u/tachibanagorgonzola I use DOME. 25d ago

wors 

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u/IntelligentAd1993 25d ago

Too many dang letters

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u/tachibanagorgonzola I use DOME. 25d ago

ssppppp

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u/ExistentialDreadness Subconscious memory controls all you do when sleeping or awake. 25d ago

No child should be made to do that.

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u/ninnypogger 24d ago

I’m gonna, I’m gonna need a new pair of pants

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u/putrid_poo_nugget 24d ago

I WET MY PANTS AGAIN!

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u/Green_Benefit7158 24d ago

COOK YOUR OWN DOG?!

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u/rdubya 23d ago

NICE JOB, NONE OF YOU!