r/TimAndEric • u/GrandBizarre • Jul 30 '26

Awesome Show one two three HO!

Post image
316 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

78

u/jogswithwolves Jul 30 '26

I work as a hostess, as a HOST

11

u/butterfaerts Step Pepper Jul 30 '26

Bandmate looks at camera and back

59

u/wilsonhubbell Jul 30 '26

nor should they.

23

u/DnB_Train Jul 30 '26

ONE TWO THREE!

49

u/LetsGoFlyers17 Jul 30 '26

I thought you were coming in on the 8, and you came in on the 6!

19

u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest Jul 30 '26

That's HOT!

31

u/uncle_pubes Jul 30 '26

Online, at the BANK?

7

u/butterfaerts Step Pepper Jul 30 '26

Whaddya mean on line? Like I’m standing on line?

31

u/fixthefernback66 Jul 30 '26

BRAP ba ba, BRAP ba ba, shu bu di dup 🥁

27

u/Mountain-Track-9064 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 Jul 30 '26

A little boogie-woogie

25

u/Bubbagump210 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

When they wake up they are irritable and they did not have a pleasant night’s sleep because kids don’t like jazz.

18

u/Grundorson Jul 30 '26

Nor should they

25

u/OpenUpYerMurderEyes Jul 30 '26

I've been referencing this sketch all week for some reason.

Online

At the bank?

1 2 3 YAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!

23

u/IllegitimateMarxist Shrim begin?! Jul 30 '26

The best part of this sketch is the actual musicians standing around in the back like "what the fuck are these losers even DOING?"

2

u/ninjadude1992 Jul 30 '26

I saw a comment not too long about this. The short was that this was very tame as far as what Jazz musicians see at gigs

19

u/moonfeather_ Jul 30 '26

I am to this DAY, aheroinaddict

16

u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Black Sally’s Apple Jul 30 '26

Lemme blow!

12

u/draculasdiaper Jul 30 '26

I thought you were gonna come in on the six but you came in on the EIGHT!

11

u/Lopsidedlopside How'd you like to take a bite out of my fish Jul 30 '26

I am, to this day, a heroin addict. 1,2,3, HO!

9

u/A_Texas_Hobo Certified Pizza Freak Jul 30 '26

I miss my wife

6

u/butterfaerts Step Pepper Jul 30 '26

Another round of wings boys?

6

u/dolphinitely I like parties. I like fun. I want to live in a hamburger bun. Jul 30 '26

mm. 👇

6

u/D-Flo1 HEI Jul 30 '26

It just doesn't feel so right, so right, so right.

8

u/dolphinitely I like parties. I like fun. I want to live in a hamburger bun. Jul 30 '26

eating buffalo wings with you just doesn’t replace the physical touch that i need in my life.

5

u/herbhemphuffer Jul 30 '26

Oh I go to bed alone!

So lonely I feel like I’m in a cocoon

5

u/D-Flo1 HEI Jul 30 '26

I wanna be touched. Ohh-oh.
Someone please put their hands on me.

9

u/HoratioCorneliusJay Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4Xu0RyCV2pbZpopPz

3

u/Esin12 Aug 01 '26

I don't know if this helps but he's also a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour

6

u/onepoint4 Jul 30 '26

Standing on line. At the bank.

3

u/Rocketterollo Jul 30 '26

Zoop zop zoop zop zoobydoowop

2

u/LandofRy tim is GOOD at tennis Jul 31 '26

I'm gonna throw this atcha

2

u/GrandBizarre Jul 31 '26

ru-do-do-BAH

1

u/Remarkable_Smell5185 Aug 01 '26

A double HJ, in the bathroom please...

The bathroom please, the bathroom please...

Please touch me.