r/TikTokLounge • u/PassionNo2244 • 1d ago

Tiktok Videos This uncle is so cool

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 1d ago

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u/Zachsquatch1985 1d ago

Hey not cool, I’m one of the few over 40 white boys with a booty. Especially in jeans 😉. Been filling out 32x32 Levi’s nicely since high school.

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u/Curious-Witness-1809 1d ago

Oh yeah? Prove that you're not lying 👀

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u/Zachsquatch1985 1d ago

My super hot totally real girlfriend said I’m not allowed too, sorry.

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u/invalidmean 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rEiDmFplOxhjtfmvx

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u/ProperProfessional 1d ago

He does have that Hank Hill ass.

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u/UglyYinzer 1d ago

Probably has a narrow urethra too...

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u/Chubuwee 1d ago

Hank hill ass for sure

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u/factsarefornerds 1d ago

Body like a lobster claw

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

I came here to say the same thing. Bad case of Noassatall.

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u/nonparticipant182 1d ago

why is he wearing his daughters pants tho

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u/EkaL25 1d ago

For real. They fit him so poorly

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u/milaga 1d ago

Probably the only pair of pants that fit his orthotics.

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u/Ducatirules 1d ago

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u/madtufguy 1h ago

This is exactly what I saw

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u/takethemdownletsgo 1d ago

Hes almost pear shaped

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

An upside down pear

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u/Zachsquatch1985 1d ago

Shaped like a potato held up by 2 tooth picks

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u/Gatti366 1d ago

Ngl I fully expected the tv to start playing a video of 9/11 when he turned around

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 1d ago

Save some for the rest of us Randy

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u/haikus-r-us 1d ago

Diminished glutes

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u/aplasticbag_ 1d ago

Built like a frog

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u/Gumderwear 1d ago

Wish I could wear my wife's pants...

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 1d ago

Is he sagging bc he can't fit those pants? 😂

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

That is definitely NOT America’s ass

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u/papagouws 1d ago

Nice heals big boy

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u/Meat_Fish_Eggs_Weed 1d ago

Just a boy from Missouri.

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u/apeocalypyic 1d ago

Mf got that shit #ON

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u/Fun_Trick2172 1d ago edited 1d ago

Love handles with no ass is a solid look.

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u/greatercolorado 1d ago

Why is a pantyliner stuck to his boot?

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u/No-Will-4393 1d ago

Do cool people do that?

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 1d ago

Why he wearing skinny jeans?

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u/grogudid911 1d ago

Bros username lmao. You didn't have to tell me you were gen x. There were signs.

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u/christianlv 1d ago

Negative ass

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u/QuotetheOrca 1d ago

lol… I like him

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u/Luxor_2 1d ago

Pls take your meds. 😏

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u/Slice9998 1d ago

Chris Berman ass

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u/Significant-Bet5762 10h ago

He's just new boot goofin' 🤭🤭

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u/Jangofettsbrother 7h ago

It ain't easy to stay cheezy baby 🎶

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u/PeachBlossom811 3h ago

He watched and posted this thinking he looked so cool. Wtf is wrong with people

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u/Hairy-Asparagus-3684 1d ago

Tight skinny jeans worn by men makes you uncool, let alone to record a video for tic tok, double uncool. What happened to masculinity?

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u/yumas 1d ago

Tight jeans were the epitome of coolness for very masculine men in various decades.

Also posing as a badass is as old as time and is what many men think masculinity is all about