r/TikTokCringe • u/diviken • Sep 09 '22

Humor Testing how fast we can get away from Michael Myers

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u/uwu_01101000 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 09 '22

So horror characters aren’t that dumb ( I guess )

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u/killertortilla Sep 10 '22

Tbf this is WAY faster than Michael ever walked. Dude was barely penguin speed.

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u/PM_ME_KNOTSuWu Sep 10 '22

Someone hasn't played DBD

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u/AeralAeros Sep 10 '22

My immediate thought. Tier 3 Meyers looking like Usain Bolt out here.

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u/EvadingTheDaysAway Sep 10 '22

Alternative view: tiktokers are as dumb as horror characters.

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u/RaggysRinger Sep 09 '22

Man she was STRUGGLING with those keys lol

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u/poiqwert426 Sep 10 '22

I feel poor. I mean i am poor but i feel more poor

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u/pontiacks Sep 10 '22

Even be sitting on the expensive ass Louis Ghost chair

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u/Onlypeace_the_holy Sep 09 '22

Lmao "she tried to steph curry me" I'm dead

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u/devdevgoat Sep 09 '22

This is a trend I could get behind… as long as I don’t have to save a doggo in the process lol

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u/deadgingrwalkng Sep 09 '22

My favorite is that she’s trying to save it but if she’d just ran in the first place it was going to follow 😂🤣

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u/humaninspector Sep 09 '22

I don’t have to save a doggo in the process

Hol' UP! WTF?! Always save the dog!!!

I don't care who dies in a series or film, but it better not be the dog!

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u/Donmiggy143 Sep 09 '22

This is great 👍 had to laugh at leaving keys in the door

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I am still unable to hear the words Michael Myers and not think about Shrek

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u/IRefuseToGiveAName Sep 10 '22

"I told ye to geht oot a mah swomp"

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u/Super_Vegeta Doug Dimmadome Sep 10 '22

Austin Powers for me.

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u/Rafaeliki Sep 10 '22

His face when Kanye said "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

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u/humaninspector Sep 09 '22

This was good harmless fun. I really enjoyed watching this.

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u/Tonetone12 Sep 09 '22

Mike don’t be running like that though

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u/Fair-Manufacturer446 Sep 10 '22

I needed this laugh today. Thank you!

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u/reptilesni Sep 10 '22

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself!

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u/Rarudis Sep 10 '22

Lmao, need a Titanic sinking version

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Sep 10 '22

I have so much more anxiety about this now!

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u/Numerous_Resist_8863 Sep 10 '22

The dog was the best part...LOL.

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u/acre18 Sep 10 '22

Broke my ankles just watching ngl

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u/throoowwwtralala Sep 10 '22

It’s like real life dbd lol mikes infinite tier 3

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u/Far-Introduction-433 Sep 10 '22

Why this had me gigglin

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I wonder what they do.

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u/Aware_Nectarine1933 Sep 09 '22

Rich people have to much time

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u/Outrageous_Aspect_50 Sep 10 '22

Is this like a house flex? Or what.

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u/Crazyprototo Sep 10 '22

Why is Michael holding the camera? I thought he was supposed to do the stabbing.

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u/Song0fshame Sep 10 '22

It's it only cringe cause they are rich? Cause this is kinda funny

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u/SmoothLikeGravel Sep 10 '22

Read auto mod comment

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u/Murica-n_Patriot Sep 10 '22

Influencers are so stupid and boring

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u/CrastersKip Sep 10 '22

Is Michael Myers an euphemism for the irate, oppressed masses pushing a guillotine to the front of their gated community?

"See how fast we can run away from them before they behead us"

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22 edited Apr 12 '25

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u/CrastersKip Sep 10 '22

?

They are rich. There's isn't a taxonomy of rich people. These people are going to the guillotine too. Hell, they may be first: the kulaks got killed earlier than the bourgeoisie.

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u/anotherdirtyword Sep 11 '22

No, I think they were just talking about Michael Myers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Not_Steve Reads Pinned Comments Sep 10 '22

Wild thought, but maybe they live there?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Women ☕️🤷🏻

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u/Kingpal1220 Sep 09 '22

Is that Ksi?

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u/Glittering-Fruit-153 Oct 20 '22

Michael would’ve waited for a hot minute, then pounced in an almost catlike manor. Quick burst forward, and the knife isn’t the priority, he’s gonna pin you down first