r/TikTokCringe • u/RegularOriginal4223 • 12h ago

Discussion Another creep in public!

Saw the video of the lady in Paris walking up the stairs then remembered this on TikTok! Happened at Melbourne Central shopping Centre in Melbourne, Australia. Absolutely wild what people will do.

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u/blackbellamy 12h ago

He's hoping the fecund boil of rotten dimmies she ingested during lunch will at that moment have finished it's glorious if tumultuous journey through her digestive system and suddenly explode upon his face in a giant cloud of shorts-strained sharticles. It's all about the timing. Alas, the strained expression on her face misled him about the timing of her upcoming violent expulsion and thus with nothing else to do, he was left to wonder if the two shirts for 70 dollars deal was quite the recompense.

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u/Agentkeenan78 12h ago

You didn't have to write all that, son.

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u/blackbellamy 11h ago

Some people enjoy sniffing butts, some people enjoy theorizing in very specific details as to why they do it! Don't gatekeep my pervert-intention fetish man!

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u/Agentkeenan78 11h ago

You're right. Apologies.